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    Default The Mystic Stayback will now answer your questions...

    ***The Mystic Stayback now sits high upon Mt. Washington, atop Pittsburgh, PA with his Rental Monkey to answer your questions about life***


    ****The Mystic Stayback proceeds to snap Rental Monkey in the arse with a rubber band...disgruntled monkey strikes a gong****

    KKKKKWWWWAAAANNNNNGGGG!!!!!


    I am the Mystic Stayback...come to me children with your questions....


    KKKKWWWWANNNNGGGGGG!!!!

    ***Rental Monkey snarls and returns to his bottle of Iron City beer***
    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    why do they pick bananas at night?

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    Why do we park on a driveway and drive on the parkway?


    Why do farts sound louder in the winter time?
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    How do I get a Rental Monkey?
    We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

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    ***SNAP, low snarl***

    KWWWAAAAANNNGGGG!!!

    The Mystic Stayback can no longer use blue for his color as it is friggin' impossible to scroll down and read the questions delivered to The Mystic Stayback...


    Jaybird, ah Jaybird - If you are "backed up" on the parkway in the wintertime...you cannot fart at all.

    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWWAAAANNGGG!!!

    Tacoma - So the Kumquats don't get jealous.

    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWWAAAANNNGGGGG!!!!

    Skwerl - AAAAHHHHH yes...Rental Monkey...The Mystic Stayback pays the local fraternity 20 bucks a day...the Mystic Stayback has also updated all his shots as the lab at the local college seems to be missing a primate.

    ****SNAP****

    KKKWWWAAAANNNGGGG!!!!

    ***Rental Monkey snarls and goes back to his Iron City***
    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    Mystic Stayback,
    Do you have more time on your hands or are you going batty?
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    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWAAAAANNNGGG!!!!

    THE Mystic Stayback say...he who questions THE Mystic Stayback's time management skills doth not realize the greater good THE Mystic Stayback can provide by answering the questions of those who are lost souls.


    (Wife's at work...kids are currently dumping out the toys on the living room floor )

    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWWAAAANNNGGGG!!!!
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    Why, when at a little league baseball game ( or any other situation where there may be objects falling from the sky) do folks look up when someone yells DUCK! , or the inverse, people duck their heads down when someone yells HEADS UP ! ?

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    Whatever it is you're on, where can I get some?
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    ***SNAP***

    ***SNAP*** Friggin' monkey!

    KKKWWWAAAANNNGGG

    The Mystic Stayback say...if someone yells "DUCKHEAD" or any other variation of the word at a sporting event, it usually means The Mystic Stayback is in their line of sight to the playing surface and he will soon be doused with an alcoholic beverage.

    ***SNAP***

    KKWWAAAANNNGGG!!!!!
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    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWWAAANNGGG!!!


    My office chair is readily available at your local Staples or Office Depot.


    ***SNAP***

    KKWWWAAANNNGGG!!!
    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    Mystic Stayback, why do they call the Blue Ridge Mountains blue, when in fact they are covered by green trees?

    And for all those Dark Sucker Worshipers, if "light" travels at 1.8million miles/sec, what is the speed of Dark?

    Ohhh ooohhh... and what came first, The Stayback or the Stop Sign? eheheehehehehehe

    **and yes, I have seen the "Stop Sign" or was that the "Light"? I always get those two mixed up LOL

    One last question: Is the Rental Monkey related in anyway to the Hot Monkey Chick? (sorry T... couldn't resist)
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    ***SNAP***

    KKWWAAANNNGGG!!!


    The Mystic Stayabck say...because the Oak Ridge Boys already used "Oak Ridge" and Tom Ridge had already used "Tom". Besides it isn't easy being green.


    The Mystic Stayback is not a follower of the Dark Sucker Church.


    The Mystic Stayback will pretend he did not hear the stop sign question now. ( )


    ***looks over at the now drunken Rental Monkey as he defaces his cage***

    The Mystic Stayback believes there is nothing hot about Rental Monkey.

    ***SNAP***

    ***SNAP***

    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWWAAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!!
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    O great Mystic Stayback . . .

    Can you spot me a $20 until next payday?
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    Oh Mystic Stayback...

    Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time? I know where my watch is... do I point to my crotch when I need to use the restroom?
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    Mystic Stayback:

    If I were you
    and you were me
    Where would we be?
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    Oh Great Mystical and All Knowing Stayback, I have only two questions I need answered:

    When will my beloved Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl?

    When will the Cleveland Indians win the World Series?

    Thank you so much for providing answers to these questions.

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    Pardon me sir, but we are all over here:

    http://cms.firehouse.com/forums2/sho...threadid=44226

    *COUGH* ripoff
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    It would be a ripoff if he called himself crusty old jake...
    Using that reasoning, I guess that "dear crusty old jake" is also a ripoff of dear abby...
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    Mystic Stainback,

    Since the Giraffe has the longest tongue of all animals and is also the only animal which makes no sound, how can I safely stretch my wife's tongue?

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    Oh great and knowledgable one......

    Please, once and for all.....Provide a detailed explanation of the manner in which the female's mind works??????


    Oh, and here is a case of Yuengling, because I wouldnt let the monkey take a bath in that iron city p*sswater!
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    Originally posted by FWDbuff
    Oh, and here is a case of Yuengling, because I wouldnt let the monkey take a bath in that iron city p*sswater!
    The monkey's drinking the good stuff, then "filling" and capping the Iron City bottles.
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    Oh Mystic Stayback
    Why is it that cartoons can breathe under water, but when I try I can't?
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    ***SNAP***


    KKKKWWWWAAAANNNGGGGG!!!!


    ^^^^ SPECIAL NOTE ^^^^ The Mystic Stayback had a few (off-duty) beers late last night and feels about as good as Rental Monkey. Ugh.


    ullrichk - The Mystic Stayback is not a financial institution and is not insured by the FDIC...although I do give out free lollipops.

    Gonz - AHHHH!!! A very deep question...In most cases when someone is pointing at the Mystic Stayback's crotch, the point is followed by snickers and giggles. The Mystic Stayback didn't get much action in college which is still being worked out in intense therapy sessions.
    ***Rental Monkey points and laughs***

    ***SNAP***

    KKKWWWAAAANNNGGGG!!!

    Rookie - If I were me and you were you I would be here and you would be there, but since we are not, then I am still here and you there UNLESS it's the first Monday after Labor Day, then I would not be wearing white.

    Kent - BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!




    1219 - Pardon me sir but I believe you are actually over here...

    http://cms.firehouse.com/forums2/sho...ht=blue+lights


    E229Lt - The Mystic Stayback's advice to you is to trade wife for giraffe, but remember this...size does not matter.

    FWDBuff - The Mystic Stayback enjoys having his genitalia attached to his body, thus The Mystic Stayback will refrain from descibing the female mind at this juncture. (LOL...Iron City is indeed very bad beer.)

    Oprah - The Mystic Stayback will have to send you a case of Iron City.

    snowball - Ummmm...cuz you're not a cartoon?


    ***SNAP***

    KKKKWWWAAAAANNNGGGGGG!!!

    ***The Mystic Stayback disappears in a cloud of smoke***
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    Originally posted by StayBack500FT
    ***SNAP***


    KKKKWWWWAAAANNNGGGGG!!!!

    1219 - Pardon me sir but I believe you are actually over here...

    http://cms.firehouse.com/forums2/sho...ht=blue+lights


    ***SNAP***

    KKKKWWWAAAAANNNGGGGGG!!!

    ***The Mystic Stayback disappears in a cloud of smoke***
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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