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    Default Right up there with "military intelligence"

    Some of my favorite Oxymorons

    assistant supervisor
    new tradition
    original copy
    plastic glass
    uninvited guest
    highly depressed
    live recording
    authentic reproduction
    partial cease-fire
    limited lifetime guarantee
    elevated subway
    dry lake
    true replica
    forward lateral
    standard options
    mandatory volunteer
    mutual differences
    nondairy creamer
    open secret
    resident alien
    silent alarm
    sports sedan
    wireless cable
    mercy killing
    lethal assistance (Contra aid)
    business ethics
    friendly fire
    genuine veneer
    full-time day care
    death benefits
    holy war

    any more?
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    any more?
    Flying kiwi
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PattyV
    Flying kiwi
    Sorry Ian.... too funny
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PattyV
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    Brilliant!

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    Amicable divorce comes to mind.

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    ATM machine (automated teller machine machine)
    Fire Marshal/Safety Officer

    IAAI-NFPA-IAFC/VCOS-Retired IAFF

    "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
    RUSH-Tom Sawyer

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    Failure is when fantasy meets reality

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    The most famous of all

    Jumbo Shrimp

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    Airline Food
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