Some of my favorite Oxymorons
limited lifetime guarantee
lethal assistance (Contra aid)
full-time day care
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08-19-2005, 12:29 AM #1
Right up there with "military intelligence"Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.
08-19-2005, 04:25 AM #2any more?"There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.
08-19-2005, 08:38 AM #3
Originally Posted by PattyVIf you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
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"Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)
Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!
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08-19-2005, 09:53 AM #4Originally Posted by PattyV
08-19-2005, 11:34 AM #5
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Amicable divorce comes to mind.
08-19-2005, 04:16 PM #6
ATM machine (automated teller machine machine)Fire Marshal/Safety Officer
"No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
Success is when skill meets opportunity
Failure is when fantasy meets reality
08-19-2005, 04:27 PM #7
The most famous of all
08-19-2005, 06:24 PM #8
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