1. #1
    Forum Member
    RyanEMVFD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1999
    Why? It's not like you're going to visit me! But I'm near Waco, Texas

    Talking Pretty funny email

    This starts out hard to read, but once you get the pattern, it's pretty funny!

    Subject: "Tenjewberrymuds."

    To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand
    what tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

    The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

    Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."

    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine."

    RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    G: "What?"

    RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    G: "I don't think so."

    RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bodder?"

    G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

    RS: "Wad! ?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G: "Excuse me?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

    G: "Whatever you say."

    RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

    G : "You're very welcome."
    NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
    IACOJ Attack

    Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

  2. #2
    MembersZone Subscriber
    EFD840's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Eclectic (no, NOT electric), Alabama


    This is a skit that John Boy & Billy (a syndicated radio show) first ran about 5 years ago.

    The whole skit is hilarous. The 'guest' is John Boy, so imagine that end of the conversation with a heavy southern accent.

  3. #3
    MembersZone Subscriber
    mcaldwell's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Panorama, British Columbia, Canada


    I had this image of Robin William's flaming servant from Birdcage in my head when I was reading this.

    Very Funny.
    Never argue with an Idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience!


  4. #4
    MembersZone Subscriber
    ROOKIELZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004

    Thumbs up

    Hilarious...took me a minute but worth it!
    If you are willing to teach;
    I am willing to learn.

  5. #5
    Forum Member
    Weruj1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 1999
    NW Ohio


    well I had to read it twice .................but I got it
    IACOJ both divisions and PROUD OF IT !
    Pardon me sir.. .....but I believe we are all over here !
    ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS: Will the dead horse please report to the forums.(thanks Motown)
    RAY WAS HERE 08/28/05
    LETHA' FOREVA' ! 010607
    I'm sorry, I haven't been paying much attention for the last 3 hours.....what were we discussing?
    "but I guarentee you I will FF your arse off" from>
    http://www.firehouse.com/forums/show...60#post1137060post 115

  6. #6
    MembersZone Subscriber

    Join Date
    Aug 2001


    That certainly brings back fantastic memories of fun times travelling in India! Thanks!
    Busy polishing the stacked tips on the deckgun of I.A.C.O.J. Engine#1

    ...and before you ask - YES I have done a Bloody SEARCH!

  7. #7
    Cpt. Common Sents
    nbfcfireman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Amherst, NY


    ha..thats great remind me of my trip to norway

  8. #8
    Forum Member
    Dave1983's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Gator Country



    Sounds like the room service the last time I was in NYC.
    Fire Marshal/Safety Officer


    "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
    RUSH-Tom Sawyer

    Success is when skill meets opportunity
    Failure is when fantasy meets reality

  9. #9
    Forum Member
    RyanEMVFD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 1999
    Why? It's not like you're going to visit me! But I'm near Waco, Texas


    Actually it kinda sounds like my wife when I'm not paying attention to her.

    I'll be in so much trouble if she reads this.
    NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
    IACOJ Attack

    Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

  10. #10
    MembersZone Subscriber
    MalahatTwo7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Loco madidus effercio in rutilus effercio.


    Yep.... way too much like my visit last trip. Imagine trying to order up a taxi.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

  11. #11
    Forum Member

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Memphis Tn,USA-now


    I heard about a 911 call down in Memphis a few years ago that went like that:
    911:911,what's your emergency?
    Caller:Yah,doo be hit bycar.
    911:You have someone hit by a what,sir?
    C:Car,a doo be hit bya car.
    911:Oh I understand now,sir,a man was hit by a car.What's your location sir?
    C:Mapple and Symorevu.
    911:Where's that again sir?
    C:I tole you Mapple and Symorevu Road,right by the Pizza Inn.
    911:Sir,this connection is messing up my hearing.Are you by a Pizza Inn?
    C:Tell ya what.I drag his *** down to Summer Avenue,y'all can find him there.

    Now,there is a Summer Avenue and Sycamore View Road that intersect so that was where MFD found a man down that night.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Funny acronyms
    By Waterboy620 in forum Firefighters Forum
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 07-03-2008, 11:15 AM
  2. funny probie mistake
    By firetoole in forum Probie House: The Place for Newbies
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 08-31-2005, 10:36 AM
  3. funny pic
    By fireguy919 in forum The Off Duty Forums
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 06-27-2005, 03:00 PM
  4. Norwegian Soldiers do "Kokomos" spoof video. (funny)
    By CALFFBOU in forum The Off Duty Forums
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 06-14-2005, 02:07 PM
  5. funny stort about a cop on a fire scene
    By MFD in forum Firefighters Forum
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: 10-23-2001, 09:00 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Log in

Click here to log in or register