Thread: Another Funny E-Mail
09-26-2005, 10:29 AM #1
Another Funny E-Mail
Got this from a friend this morning.
Subject: New viruses.
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
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09-26-2005, 10:46 AM #2
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That's pretty funny, Dave!September 11th - Never Forget
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09-26-2005, 10:48 AM #3
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Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning!Chief
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09-26-2005, 05:14 PM #4
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This is good. Needed a laugh after working a double this weekend.K-9 hunt, the ultimate challange.
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