Texas Melon

**joejoe33** · 10-02-2005, 11:20 PM

We had a citizen drop off a watermelon to the station. If I had to guess, I think it must have weighed 80 pounds. It took a super size ice chest to ice it down. It was pretty good and the price was right. Click on the link below to check it out.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...DirtyMelon.jpg

**Engine58** · 10-07-2005, 06:34 PM

holy crap!! lol thats a big melon!!!

**DaSharkie** · 10-07-2005, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Engine58

holy crap!! lol thats a big melon!!!

Hey, quit picking on his belly.

**HeavyRescueTech** · 10-08-2005, 04:14 AM

you know, I dated a girl who had melons that size....

**ROOKIELZ** · 10-08-2005, 08:19 PM

Now that melon is just begging to be turned into "yuccaflutz"
A local custom of adding alcohol to the melon, waiting for it to be absorbed then eating the melon.

"If you drink, don't drive
do the WATERMELON crawl!"

**mcaldwell** · 10-09-2005, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ

Now that melon is just begging to be turned into "yuccaflutz"
A local custom of adding alcohol to the melon, waiting for it to be absorbed then eating the melon.

I was just thinking EXACTLY the same thing!

**RspctFrmCalgary** · 10-09-2005, 12:45 AM

Been there, done that

TEQUILA!

One time a long long time ago, it was a weekend bash camping in some farmer's field in BC (I think). Bunch of bands, a lot of booze, a lot of drugs, a lot of people, a lot of rain, a lot of mud, a lot of sun!!! TONS OF FUN!!! hehehehe Can't remember too many of the details though ROTFLMFAO!

**LeuitEFDems** · 10-09-2005, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by RspctFrmCalgary

Been there, done that

TEQUILA!

One time a long long time ago, it was a weekend bash camping in some farmer's field in BC (I think). Bunch of bands, a lot of booze, a lot of drugs, a lot of people, a lot of rain, a lot of mud, a lot of sun!!! TONS OF FUN!!! hehehehe Can't remember too many of the details though ROTFLMFAO!

Are you sure that wasn't in a small NY town? Sounds like a little event they had quite a few years ago

**RspctFrmCalgary** · 10-09-2005, 10:55 AM

Heyyyyyyyyyy I was only 6 years old then!!!

**hwoods** · 10-09-2005, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by LeuitEFDems

Are you sure that wasn't in a small NY town? Sounds like a little event they had quite a few years ago

WOODSTOCK!!

**hwoods** · 10-09-2005, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by DrParasite

you know, I dated a girl who had melons that size....

I married her.....................

**allineedisu** · 10-10-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by DrParasite

you know, I dated a girl who had melons that size....

She never ran tract or jogged, as she would have gotten black eyes!!!! :-)

**doughesson** · 10-11-2005, 01:34 PM

You can liven up any Church picnic that way.Just don't get caught by the preacher.In this scenario,remember:A cop can only arrest you.A preacher can get you sent to Hell.

Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ

Now that melon is just begging to be turned into "yuccaflutz"
A local custom of adding alcohol to the melon, waiting for it to be absorbed then eating the melon.

"If you drink, don't drive
do the WATERMELON crawl!"

**doughesson** · 10-11-2005, 01:39 PM

Uncle BS,where were you in the Summer of 1969?
Summer a 69?I was cutting hair,workin as an Army recruiter,Woodstock New York.
I was talking to two Kent State psych majors,trying to get em to join the National Guard.Liked to have had em talked into it but some black guitar player kept playin the National Anthem so damn loud,I couldn't tell whether they said yes or no.
I met that farmer that let em put on the show and he said"I don't mind y'all usin my place but I didn't know you was gonna bring three quarters of a million people.
That first couple hunnerd thousand didn't bother me so much but that last half a million sacred Hell outta my cows.
And they Damn sure ain't gonna drink outta that lake!

Originally Posted by LeuitEFDems

Are you sure that wasn't in a small NY town? Sounds like a little event they had quite a few years ago

**doughesson** · 10-11-2005, 01:40 PM

If you remember what happened at Woodstock--you weren't there.

Originally Posted by RspctFrmCalgary

Been there, done that

TEQUILA!

One time a long long time ago, it was a weekend bash camping in some farmer's field in BC (I think). Bunch of bands, a lot of booze, a lot of drugs, a lot of people, a lot of rain, a lot of mud, a lot of sun!!! TONS OF FUN!!! hehehehe Can't remember too many of the details though ROTFLMFAO!

**Proby1711** · 10-11-2005, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ

Now that melon is just begging to be turned into "yuccaflutz"
A local custom of adding alcohol to the melon, waiting for it to be absorbed then eating the melon.

"If you drink, don't drive
do the WATERMELON crawl!"

We do that over here in the summer... with two bottles of vodka!!!

**CaptOldTimer** · 10-12-2005, 04:52 PM

I once knew a woman with some that looked like this melon. I though that I could suffocate, if I fell asleep facing her!!!

**LeuitEFDems** · 10-12-2005, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer

I once knew a woman with some that looked like this melon. I though that I could suffocate, if I fell asleep facing her!!!

But what a way to go...

**allineedisu** · 10-13-2005, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by CaptOldTimer

I once knew a woman with some that looked like this melon. I though that I could suffocate, if I fell asleep facing her!!!

Yeah, but getting caught under those utters could hurt you. But it may be some pleasure in it any way. Have seen too many that looked like that!

**PattyV** · 10-15-2005, 07:36 PM

Any woman with them that size is just a pure waste.

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