Thread: A Little Political Humor
10-04-2005, 04:30 AM #1
A Little Political Humor
Just a little Political Joke I received via email. Not intended to start a political debate of any kind, just for your enjoyment.
So where do you stand morally?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
You are in New Orleans to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
proportions. You are photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's the President, George W. Bush.
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options- you can save the life of the President, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most famous men.
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
10-04-2005, 04:37 AM #2
I would go high contrast black and white because i can always use a scanner and photoshop to make a black and white copy afterwards..."There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."
For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.
10-04-2005, 08:56 AM #3
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This is such an old joke ... just the type/location of the disaster and the name of the "bad guy" changes. Osama and Saddam are two of the ones I've seen that come to mind.
Can't people come up with NEW jokes? LOL
(not referring to you, medicmaster, rather the person who changed the original and started it on it's current trip around 'net.)September 11th - Never Forget
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10-04-2005, 09:32 AM #4
JK only a joke
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10-04-2005, 10:39 AM #5
10-04-2005, 11:14 AM #6
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10-04-2005, 03:06 PM #7
I dont support him, but Id save him. That should get me on his good side and knowing how W likes to promote "friends", I figure he would realize how good I functioned in water and put me in charge of the Navy .
Last edited by Dave1983; 10-04-2005 at 03:11 PM.Fire Marshal/Safety Officer
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