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    Default What is Your New Name?

    Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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    Default Oh yeah....

    Sloopy Battyshorts at your service...
    Be safe y'all!
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    sloppy gizzarddunkin

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    Dorky Chicken-Fanny reporting for duty...

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    Dorfus Farkledoodle
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    September 11th - Never Forget

    I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

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    RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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    Quote Originally Posted by RspctFrmCalgary
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    Hahahahaha!!! Classic, mate!

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    Goober Chickenlips......wait, I don't have chicken lips!!! They're not Angelina Jolie type, but they're still not chicken lips, lol....I like Dorfus Farkledoodle though....

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    Tootsie Chickentush reporting for duty
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Dorfus dippindunkin?!?! Man, I feel like beating MYSELF up with a name like that
    The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

    I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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    Snickle Dippinlips
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    The light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarly shut off due to the current work load. The Mangement

    When all else fails USE DUCT-TAPE!!!

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    Boobie Dippinsprinkles--ye Gods!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2andfrom
    Boobie Dippinsprinkles--ye Gods!
    Hahahahaha... PMSL!!!

    Sounds like the name of an exotic dancer...

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    Dorfus Dippin Frack.
    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

    The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.

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    Liver DippinDoodle -
    Stay Safe & Bring 'em Home!
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    Sneezy Dippindoodle.
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    "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
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    Goober Farkletush joining the net.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Sloopy Farklehead, at your service.

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    fluffy Pottyboob is that a name or a description. I.E. sorry mister Smith but the back up in your system is being caused by a faulty fluffy pottyboob.

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    dorky chuckle-shorts present and accounted for.

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    Funky Pottybrains.



    God I got the worst one.

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    Sloopy Gorilla Brains!
    ‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
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    crusty gizzard-butt




    I'm changing the spelling of my real name. I do believe I now have the worst one. Thanks Ladder8

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    Sloopy Waffle-Doodle
    To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.

    IACOJ-WOT proud

    GO WHITE SOX!!!!!

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    Sloppy Gizzardhump........

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