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Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty.
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11-12-2005, 09:51 AM #1Forum Member
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The difference between Guts and Balls
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LOL I think you might be on to something there.
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Frankly, I would call both ..........
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Hmmm....I think both those of those are definitions of 'suicide'
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11-12-2005, 12:44 PM #5Forum Member
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or self-mutilation, sucker for punishment hehehehe
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The difference between guts and balls is nil...either action will lead to severe injury in my house.
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Nuthin` but a death wish, if you ask me.
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Who f.... with bull will get the horns....
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There's no difference between the two...
One of my friend's wife is so mean that if he did either one both his guts and his balls would be lying on the floor.
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11-12-2005, 06:36 PM #1055 Years & Still Rolling
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Nope!.......
I ain't touching this one .........
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Wouldn't work. My wife has a much smaller and firmer *** than mine.
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11-12-2005, 07:56 PM #12MembersZone Subscriber
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Yous guys got it all wrong...This is how you stay OUT of trouble, as told to me by a guy I work with.....Coming home after a night out with the boys with a half a jag on? Don't want the "Where the hell have you been?" confrontation? Easy.....Don't try to tip toe up the stairs and crawl into bed hoping that she dosen't hear you, cause she is waiting up, and ****ed off to hell. Nawwwwwww.....Slam the front door, stomp up the stairs, kick the bedroom door in and bellow, "Alright, who the eff in here wants ta get laid?" Guaranteed that she curls up into a ball under the covers and never makes a sound, as she pretends to be asleep. But we know that it ain't so, because there is still soap in the sink from when she washed her face 10 minutes ago.
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11-12-2005, 09:01 PM #13Forum Member
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Wimp. Originally Posted by hwoods
I ain't touching this one .........
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so does Harve had no guts or no balls ?
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Well, if we are basing the question on the following: Originally Posted by Weruj1
so does Harve had no guts or no balls ?
Originally Posted by stm4710
The difference between Guts and Balls
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty.
Then I gotta say, having no guts or balls might be a good thing!!
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Actually, I'm very attached to mine... Originally Posted by PFire23
Then I gotta say, having no guts or balls might be a good thing!!
and I intend for that to continue!
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Hello. My name is Lorena. The door was open, am I in the right place?
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So long as you can handle the boys here.
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11-13-2005, 08:07 PM #1955 Years & Still Rolling
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Ahh Yes...............
I just KNEW Mrs. Bobbitt would eventually show up here. Originally Posted by skyraider
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11-13-2005, 08:10 PM #2055 Years & Still Rolling
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Uh Huh..............
Harve has BOTH, thank you very much. AND Icewater for Blood as well. And I'm planning on keeping all of that. Connected. As it should be. Originally Posted by Weruj1
so does Harve had no guts or no balls ?
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