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    IACOJ BOD FlyingKiwi's Avatar
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    Default Stupid People need signs.

    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That
    way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
    would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see your sign."


    It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
    was a Freightways truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says.
    "Hey, you moving?"
    "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes
    it takes. Here's your sign."


    A couple of weeks ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled his
    boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big Snapper and this idiot on the ramp
    goes, "Hey, you catch all them fish?"
    "Nope. Talked them into giving up. Here's your sign."


    I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
    was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
    "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good. They want you to
    jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
    you."
    "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it".


    Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a petrol station. The
    attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and he said, "Tyre go
    flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those
    other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign."


    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
    house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
    house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
    says, "Sh*t, that's hot!"
    See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.


    I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know
    I misjudged the height of a bridge? The truck got stuck and I couldn't get
    it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local
    cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
    questioning...ok...no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
    sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?"
    I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then
    back to him and said "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."


    I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are
    you still here?"
    I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."


    Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends. The next
    time someone says something stupid, ask them where their sign is.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.


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    Nuff said.

    Why it is better to be the Boss.
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    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Thank you Ian, I needed that laugh!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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    Bombs away.
    There goes the neighborhood.

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    Ah yes, Bill Engvall.....

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    Stupid People need signs.
    Are you insinuating that because i read road signs i am stupid?
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Somedays I wish I was allowed to hand out signs to people
    To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.

    IACOJ-WOT proud

    GO WHITE SOX!!!!!

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    No Patty.

    It is just your habit of slowing down and pointing out each word as your lips move that other drivers find disconcerting.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    It remids me of someone explaining that the Navy was like a bunch of monkeys in a tree:The monkeys on the upper limbs look down and see all the lower level monkeys looking up to them but all the lower level monkeys are looking at is a bunch of axeholes.


    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Nuff said.

    Why it is better to be the Boss.
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    a bunch of axeholes
    So i am not the only one who has wanted to shove one of them up some peoples *********s?
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Maybe not,PattyV.
    I know a guy who has been asked NOT to attend any of my ship's reunions on grounds that he still has a few issues with a petty officer he worked for and had been making promises to give him the time it took to finish his beer to vacate the area before clouting said PO over the head with the aforementioned bottle.
    He needed to hear the saying that all petty officers are petty until they become CHIEF Petty Officers.
    Then they rule the world(or at least the part that includes their sailors' lives).

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    Heck....Kiwi...just give me my sign and be done w/ it. I can't stand it anymore! I just like asking people stupid questions like that. I think it's just funny. At least I get a kick out of it....doesn't matter to me that no one else gets my funny.

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