warning... sarcasm mode... on!
Everyone is forgetting that the fire patrol was funded by the insurance companies.
We all know the insurance companies are our friends.... after all, look at their advertising!
We have a cute geko telling us we should switch to Geico.
You're in good hand with Allstate.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
Liberty Mutual insurance... insurance in action!
Prudential: own a piece of the Rock.
and so on , and so forth, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera... that is... until you have the unmitigated audacity to have a fire in your home and file a claim.
The geko goes into hiding, the good hands are stuck inside of Allstate's deep pockets, your good neighbor at STate Farm won't return your calls, Liberty Mutual's action is to blow you off and the piece of the rock crumbles into dust!
These fracking frackers will nickle and dime you to death and make filing a calim as pleasant as being tortured in the Inquistion... God forbid you make a payment a day late....
Eliminating the fire patrol is a bean counters decision.. I guess they would rather pay out more in claims and make you fight for your compensation!
Sarcasm mode is now off... thank you for listening!