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    Default Essential Equipment

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.


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    I always used to laugh at that joke.

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    If she would have tied a rope to the dog's testicles too, she could have alternated between a wail and a yelp mode for her "siren".
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    Very funny but wrong. Now, how would you get airhorns out of a cat or dog?
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    Default I had to save this thread.

    This was the last thread and it was so funny I had to give it new life.

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