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    Default Marriage Contract

    Any married guy will have mixed feelings about this one.

    Think there's a lot of wishful thinking on this guys part.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html


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    Geeeeeeezus ..... what a wack job

    I'm all for a healthy, fulfilling sex life.......... BUT....... it has to be give AND take on both sides.
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    Can you say control freak?
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    This story came out in the news a few weeks ago. They only reported on some of the contents, but to read the actual "contract"..... Original story was from Wyoming or one of the Dakotas, I think.
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    Unbelieveable. He didn't want a wife, he wanted a slave.

    I hope his cellmate will have similar needs.. in his case, turnabout would be foreplay and fair play!
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    And to think, I have to buy my wife flowers and beg for sex.

    All I need is a contract.....LOL.....

    What a fool!!!
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    Default Finally!

    A man who knows what a woman really wants!!!

    I can't believe she didn't sign the contract!!




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    Oops, wrong thread. But a quite interesting read here though.

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    Can you say control freak?
    Can you say freak, period?

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    Ooh, how can I find me a guy like that?

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    Scary

    Theres a very simple contract in my house. Supply and demand. Mrs demands, I supply.
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