Thread: Marriage Contract
02-26-2006, 11:48 PM #1
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Any married guy will have mixed feelings about this one.
Think there's a lot of wishful thinking on this guys part.
02-27-2006, 12:13 AM #2
Geeeeeeezus ..... what a wack job
I'm all for a healthy, fulfilling sex life.......... BUT....... it has to be give AND take on both sides.To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.
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02-27-2006, 07:32 AM #3
Can you say control freak?"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers
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02-27-2006, 08:53 AM #4
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This story came out in the news a few weeks ago. They only reported on some of the contents, but to read the actual "contract"..... Original story was from Wyoming or one of the Dakotas, I think.If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
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02-27-2006, 09:56 AM #5
Unbelieveable. He didn't want a wife, he wanted a slave.
I hope his cellmate will have similar needs.. in his case, turnabout would be foreplay and fair play!"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
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02-27-2006, 09:59 AM #6
And to think, I have to buy my wife flowers and beg for sex.
All I need is a contract.....LOL.....
What a fool!!!You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
02-27-2006, 10:20 AM #7
A man who knows what a woman really wants!!!
I can't believe she didn't sign the contract!!
02-27-2006, 10:56 PM #8
Oops, wrong thread. But a quite interesting read here though.
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02-27-2006, 11:46 PM #9Can you say control freak?
02-28-2006, 09:32 AM #10
Ooh, how can I find me a guy like that?
02-28-2006, 08:11 PM #11
Theres a very simple contract in my house. Supply and demand. Mrs demands, I supply.United Kingdom branch, IACOJ.
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