Slogan Suggestions - Need your help!

[FireAndy]

We are looking at creating 300 or so T-Shirts for fund raising. We are in need of a catchy slogan for the back as our chief wants to stay away from the cross for these shrits.

So for the front we are just going to have standard text with our department name. Garfield Twp. Fire Department.

The city we live in is Lake. So on our last shirts (department shirts) we had "I fight fires in the middle of Lake, Michigan" that shirt always catches attention.

I would really appreciate your help in coming up with some catchy slogans. If we use your slogan on the shirt I will give you a free one.

Thanks!
Andy

[FrFtr28]

"Save a horse, ride a firefighter."

[WaterbryVTfire]

Maybe something with your lead engine coming up out of water, with a beware of the Lake monster??

All payments can be made with a copy of the shirt!

[SamsonFCDES]

Smoke on the Water (or Lake)

Agua Lake Fire Force GO!

I am on the Lake FD and all I got was the stupid T shirt

Better Lake then Never.

Same Day Service

Lake FD, Find em wet, leave em wetter.

Until you loose site of shore you will never know the fear of forever being lost at Sea...Lake FD

"THE DEADLIEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN TO A YOUNG FIREFIGHTER FROM AN OLD FIREFIGHTER..."SON, WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT THIS WAY..NO NEED TO CHANGE IT.."

"Every fire burns down to our size and there hasn't been a fire yet that we couldn't have put out with five gallons of water.... and alot of patience." -Ida Vol Fire Dept

Jack Handy "If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic."

Incident Commander "Friendly fire isn't!"

Charlie Drag-Mcleod! "Never forget that your apparatus was built by the lowest bidder."

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the fire."

"A rapidly escalating fire has the right of way."

"If the fire is in range, so are you."

"Radios will fail as soon as you need air support desperately."

"Anything you can do can get you burned, including not doing anything at all."

"Professional firefighters are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

And finally, "Murphy was a firefighter."

Old Hotshot Supt. "Hey stupid, don't get so excited... this fire's not an emergency... it's our job!"

"This is an exciting job; don't get excited."

"In an emergency situation, you don’t rise to the occasion; you fall back to your level of training."

"Never go into a fire with someone braver than you."

Got Water.-Lake FD (not its not Got Water?, its Got Water.)

- There ain't no fair fights on a fire.

Burn Baby Burn

My other fire truck is a boat, -Lake FD

[snowball]

"Interfering with natural selection since (insert start year here)"

[DeputyChiefGonzo]

Prometheus was framed!

Don't smoke in bed... make love instead!

A smoke detector: $10
A 9 volt battery: $1
piece of mind: priceless!

[FireAndy]

Great ones guys, I am going to print these off and take them to the station tonight for people to look over.

We have to be careful because I am sure there might be kids wearing these shirts, so we want to make them somewhat neutral. But great ideas for department shirts too

Keep em coming and thanks a lot!

Andy

[ThNozzleman]

Hey, contact Kentland 33...they can help you out.

[fireguy919]

"THE DEADLIEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN TO A YOUNG FIREFIGHTER FROM AN OLD FIREFIGHTER..."SON, WE'VE ALWAYS DONE IT THIS WAY..NO NEED TO CHANGE IT.."

ROFLMAO. You just had to go there didn't you.

[Firefighter2230]

Hey, contact Kentland 33...they can help you out.

haha ZING

[Res343cue]

Hey, contact Kentland 33...they can help you out.

How about this for your shirts?

After You Picked Up Our Line,
Just Keep In Mind.
Garfield Twp Blew You In
So When You See Us Grin
You'll Know Too We'll Do It Again.

[superchef]

Always Courageous

Always Competent


Always there when you need us

[pfd4life]

Always Courageous

Always Competent


Always there when you need us

Wow......nothing food related?

In a take from Sean Paul's last hit...

"We be Hungry!"

[MarcusKspn]

"Support Garfield Twp. Fire Department, because if it were not for us, you would depent of FEMA to protect you."

[Paul343]

Garfield Twp. Fire Department
locked cocked and ready to roll

kinda cheesy but I think it sounds cool

[DixieFire53]

Lake FD
You're not in the water....You're getting Hosed...

You're not in the Lake....You're Getting Hosed....