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    Default He threw WHAT????????

    I've been distraught before, but for some reason this NEVER seemed like a good idea to me....

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    From the Chicago Sun-Times

    Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

    March 17, 2006

    BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter

    Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

    Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

    "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

    Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

    Smashing car windows

    Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

    Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

    The occupants were not home, he added.

    Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

    "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

    Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

    Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

    Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

    "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.


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    Imagine the dispatch call for that one! Makes me glad I'm not a dispatcher.
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    Talking attached

    Maybe they should have reattached the thing to the top of his head so he could easily be identified as a real di*k head.

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    INCOMING!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lvwrench
    Maybe they should have reattached the thing to the top of his head so he could easily be identified as a real di*k head.
    That's a good one!

    Maybe he should get together with the guy from the other thread who tried to sue himself.
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    Know the name of the operation he had?

    Addadicktome.

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    I have to post a poll:

    1. Drugs
    2. Alcohol
    3. Both

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    Talking Right now I am just crossing my legs

    and wincing in imaginery PAIN!!!

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    Well now, thats a new spin on the old saying "Give em the shaft".

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    Default Here's the wind up.....

    ...and the pitch....


    Just a bit out side!!

    Walked him with a ball!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeWendtCFI
    I have to post a poll:

    1. Drugs
    2. Alcohol
    3. Both
    I sure hope it was both. Lots of both.

    I just won't be able to understand at all if he was sober...

    Serious side note: There are groups of people out in the world that are railing against LE use of tasers. Quite possibly, this guy would have wound up shot had the Chicago PD not shown great restraint and been equipped with an alternative weapon to subdue him.

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    Thumbs up

    What is this world comming to?????

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    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME??? What in the world would compel someone to do that? Definatly would have made for an interesting dispatch.
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    Hey Malahat, you're glad you're not the dispatcher. Well, I'm glad I'm not a medic and had to pick it up and pack it in ice !!!!!

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    What happens when he gets a woody and the stitches break? Will he get hit in the face with it? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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