Favorite Movie Quotes

[medicmaster]

Forgive me if there is another thread posted about this already...I DID a search and didn't find any.

I've noticed we like to quote movies alot on these forums, so post yours here!

I'll start:

One of my favorites is from the movie "Dazed and Confused".

There is a scene where a group of eighth grade kids (who are soon to be freshman) are trying to convince their teacher to let them out of school a few minutes early to avoid being hazed by the incoming senior class.

His answer is priceless...

"It's like my Sargeant told us before one trip into the jungle....MEN!....thirty of you are leavin' on a mission...twenty-five of you ain't comin' back!"

And of course...who could discount Charlton Heston screaming:

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!

[DaSharkie]

"It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's @$$ and ended up a as a brown stain on the mattress."

or

"You can't handle the truth. Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

[tbonetrexler]

"But tomorrow we will get on that Truck, because that is what he would want us to do."

(not sure of the exact words, but i think it is close)

[MrYuk]

Anyone remember these two?

"I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."

"Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

I don't need my dog."

[WaterbryVTfire]

Lula Rogers: If is wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa.

Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there.

[ftfdverbenec770]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some *uckin' muscle.

[lvwrench]

"This is the stuff dreams are made of" Humphrey Bogart

[2andfrom]

"I only wanted you to blow the bloody doors off!"

Michael Caine as the complete truck is destroyed along with all the loot.

[medicmaster]

"I am not drinking any ****ing Merlot!!!"

[waterboy1]

"Whats your major malfunction Private Pyle?"

I have some people I would like to ask the same question.

[MalahatTwo7]

"What we ha' heer is aah faihhl-ya to communicaate"

"He took out the Boogey Man with extreme prejudice."

[FlyingKiwi]

"Oh Myyyyyyy God"

ok it is easy.

Damn near EVERY bloody movie out of America since 1970.

[ubshockey]

The Godfather

"So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. An' within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1000. [Kay: "How'd he do that?"] My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. [Kay: "What was that?"] Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me."

"You sonofabitch, do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders."

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

[manofire2]

"Well, I believe in the soul... the c***...the p****... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."

Crash Davis

[nozzelvfd]

"I didn't know that stacked s*** that high"

- Full Metal Jacket

[Resq1scnd2none]

"Well, I believe in the soul... the c***...the p****... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."

Crash Davis

Oh My!

Annie Savoy

But my fav. is Crash to Nuke...

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f**king boat.

[mark440]

1- "Mama says stupid is as stupid does"

2- "Mutha f**ka!"

3- "Do you unnerstann the words that are commmmmin outta my mouth???"

4- "I spend allota time on my hair and he hits it. He hits my hair!"




*Mark

[manofire2]

Oh My!

Annie Savoy

But my fav. is Crash to Nuke...

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f**king boat.

Another from Annie

"Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using his name?"

[SAFD46Truck]

"I'll be your Huckleberry."

[IronsMan53]

It's 106 miles to Chigago... we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

-from the one and only Blues Brothers