Thread: Ventriloquist tricks.
05-04-2006, 09:57 PM #1
(Ventriloquism is an act of deception in which a person (a ventriloquist) manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from elsewhere. )
A Kiwi ventriloquist is visiting Australia, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aussie "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Aussie: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Aussie: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Aussie: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Aussie: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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05-04-2006, 11:36 PM #2
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