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    Talking The Solider And The Nun

    This came in from my Boss, the Warrant Officer:

    The Soldier and the Nun

    A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed.

    Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

    The nun replied, "He went that way."

    After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq ."

    The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

    The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

    The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either!"

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    Me either!TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

    Quote Originally Posted by tfpd109
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    That is wrong lol. just wrong.
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    Default oh my

    What color were the pantyhose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvwrench
    What color were the pantyhose?
    OH YA... It figures. The Guy from Vegas wants to know what colour the underwear was. hehehhehehe
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

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    HAHAHA that is too funny....
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
    That's just wrong, funny, but wrong.
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    LOL...Thats some good stuff right there
    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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