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    Post Confessions of a firefighter

    Okay, firehouse. This is the all-new confessions room. Firefighters, EMTs, or anyone who has a confession, post it here. Note: This thread is different than the "What's bothering you?" thread. The "what's bothering you?" thread is if something is bothering you, this thread is if you have a confession. Let's get started.

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    This one time...at band camp...

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    So I should go over to "Whats Bothering You" to bytch about inane and stupid question threads?
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    FlyingKiwi,

    Good luck down there mate. I heard on the news that you had a 7.0 or greater earthquake?
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    Never Forget 9-11-2001

    Stay safe out there!

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    This could get good.

    I am writting a book called "You can't make this #*&% up!"
    This space for rent

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    I have a confession..this has been bothering me for a while. There have been a few times ive done this. Sometimes newbies ask me why and some of our types think its crazy...but I go into burning buildings. Wow, finally I told someone.....whew!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    So I should go over to "Whats Bothering You" to bytch about inane and stupid question threads?
    It must not be that stupid if you were the first person to reply.

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    I thought YOU thunk it up.Like some cops ask in Kentucky"Have you been thinking tonight,son?Whatcha got in that Waldenbooks bag in your backseat?You got literary material in the car?Has it been opened?"

    Quote Originally Posted by laddercompany
    It must not be that stupid if you were the first person to reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laddercompany
    It must not be that stupid if you were the first person to reply.

    I think I would be careful about which Kiwi-bird you stir up, there friend....
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    Raise your left hand to your face, spread the fingers and start counting from the Left. (your left, not mine)

    ONE

    TWO

    I was the SECOND person to reply.

    Is that why they only let you play with ladders?
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Wink Checklist

    Chuck normal chair into corner-check
    Move big comfy armchair in front of screen-check
    Six pack? Nope, long haul, slab of beer!-check
    Snacks-nuts/chippies/etc-check.

    Let the fight begin (no hair pulling but eye gouging is OK)


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    PS-If our friend wants confessions, in all manner of things, he can get his rocks off with Ladies magazines

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    My money is on my brother Crusty Ian... :P
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    Kiwi, do they let you play on the hose because it's the only one you got...

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    Quote Originally Posted by laddercompany
    Kiwi, do they let you play on the hose because it's the only one you got...
    Decisions, decisions, decisions Report the above asinine comment or ask 2andfrom to shove over and make room for me!

    Little Adam is proof that fire hose isn't the only hose Ian plays with!

    Got any good tunes, 2andfrom? Pass me a beer won't ya?! *leans over to look on the other side of the chair* What kind of snacks are you hiding over there?
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    Snacks-nuts/chippies/etc-check.

    Tell me you have cheesy poofs? If so I'm gonna bring the recliner over...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FDNY101TRUCK
    Tell me you have cheesy poofs? If so I'm gonna bring the recliner over...

    MMMMM cheesy puffs!!! move over, im comin in!

    anybody got any MD? i think this thread is gonna take awhile.
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    Talking Gourmet nibbles

    Dear Patrons--please stay in your seats while our highly trained and nubile cheerleaders move among you--(any Lady F/F will be attended to by a Tom Cruise lookalike)

    We have for your delectation--Cheesy Puffs(ran out of Cheesy Poofs)

    Really crusty fresh bread rolls with very "bite you back" cheese and raw onion

    Mums own homemade apple pie with lashings of runny custard

    My own recipe of Lambs fry/streaky bacon/onion sherry sauced casserole

    Mustard pickle and Silver side (pot broiled slowly) jacket potato and sour cream
    All at "mates rates" profits to the "Widow and Orphans Society"

    Open for orders now--any of your personal favourites will be catered to courtesy of "Superchef"

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    what was this thread about???

    oh well. Hey i brought some cheesy poofs!!!!

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    No Kitty, This Is My Pot Pieeeeee!

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    Meeeooww??
    Just know, I chose my own fate. I drove by the fork in the road and went straight.

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    Go put your pussy 2 1/2" lines away kiddies.

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    Wow the food is great, drinks are tasty now if only we could find the remote and fast forward using TIVO to the interesting part....
    NEVER FORGET!
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    Well I should be over in a few to join the party, but first I have to stop by a PG County firehouse to pick up the strippers that just left their party. Oops did I say that out loud?

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    I have beer, can I join the watching crew.
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