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    Default A BAD day at the office.

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

    Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

    "Moses," replied the bird.

    "Moses?" the burglar laughed, "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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    And now for something completely different

    The six million dollar honda add http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/HondaAccordAd.htm
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

    Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

    "Moses," replied the bird.

    "Moses?" the burglar laughed, "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

    HAHAHA! I've heard that one before but thanks for the laugh Kiwi.
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    That is just cool and at first I was skeptical about the tires because it didnt look real and then I scrolled down.....



    .The sequence where the tires roll up a slope looks particularly impressive but is very simple. Steiner says that there is a weight in each tire and when the tire is knocked, the weight is displaced and in an attempt to rebalance itself, the tire rolls up the slope
    NEVER FORGET!
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    http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/FlashIndex.htm


    Here are some other videos that were pretty funny, especially the one with the older women and man...
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    That was really kuull Your story is pretty funny too, Ian.
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    Talking PR at it's finest...

    Money saved by doing hose testing on your own: $1,000.

    Pizza & refreshments for the company at the station after a long, hot night of hose testing: $165.

    Starting an all-hands water fight with your recently-tested hose while the town council is holding an emergency meeting next door to address the worsening water shortage problem: Priceless

    Hearing over the radio: "Chief, you're needed in council chambers immediately!": Even more priceless...
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