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    I would never advocate this...but it would so be tempting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomlaumann
    I would never advocate this...but it would so be tempting.
    Huh?

    I think you forgot something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewiston2Capt
    Huh?

    I think you forgot something.
    This sick in the head pyromaniac is talking about torching his exwife's house. You give us all a bad name. You better watch what you post on these forums, you never know who is watching.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KEEPBACK200FEET
    This sick in the head pyromaniac is talking about torching his exwife's house. You give us all a bad name. You better watch what you post on these forums, you never know who is watching.....
    I had that feeling but thought maybe if more info was given, maybe it would give the webteam a reason to boot him.

    Day late and dollar short but it was a joke. A very poor attempt at humor. I apparently need more sleep because it seemed funny when I posted it. Oh well.
    I am going to go hide in the corner with my tinfoil helmet on!
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    you may want to put this back on

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    Dudes - Chill out.
    There has been / is an old picture circulating the 'net.
    Looks like a group of FF posing at an acquired structure training burn.
    Well some Photo Chopper in his (or her) infinite wisdom decided it would be funny to make that image into a master card like joke - with the "punchline" being something along the lines of "responding to the Ex Wife's house on fire . . . Priceless"

    There are also several derivatives of this photo & themed combination of "Ex-Wife" , "house on fire" , and a fire crew in the foreground doing nothing.


    Why can't we just assume (until proved otherwise) that tomlaumann was just trying to post one of these images and had trouble doing so?

    Why must everyone automatically accuse him of suggesting an act of arson??

    No offense intended to the posters thus far but guys - Lay off the caffine why doncha.
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    Because its just a joke and if he is serious then well its not LOL
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    Because its just a joke and if he is serious then well its not LOL

    Thanks for the intelligent response to the question


    This sick in the head pyromaniac is talking about torching his exwife's house. You give us all a bad name. You better watch what you post on these forums, you never know who is watching.....

    Yeah way to jump the gun, I hope he was trying to post that picture just to make you look like an @$$....
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    Default Ex-Wife's house

    What Burn it down????

    I fu*kin paid for it!!!
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    Hey, where'd you get that photo of my guest house?!




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    Quote Originally Posted by fireman4949
    Hey, where'd you get that photo of my guest house?!




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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods
    Hey Kevin, you sure that's not a Long Island Fire Station??......
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods
    Hey Kevin, you sure that's not a Long Island Fire Station??......
    Not unless it has a pool and tennis court out back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FDNY101TRUCK
    Thanks for the intelligent response to the question





    Yeah way to jump the gun, I hope he was trying to post that picture just to make you look like an @$$....
    Yea, lets all give him the benefit of the doubt. Now he can come back and say he was trying to post a picture and play it off. Whatever. You sir can take your *** down 20,000 leagues under the sea.
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    Geezus people could we over react a little more?

    He said right in his post he wouldn't advocate it.

    I am sure the picture he is trying to post is one that was posted in a state firefighting newspaper in Wisconsin that had a group of guys sitting on a yard swing with the chief being quoted as "it's my ex-wifes house and she has a restraining order on me and my family and since we are like family at the fire house...."

    It is a joke, a silly little comment on a picture of a controlled burn. Nothing more, nothing less.

    Personally I think some of you wear your underwear too tight because the stupidest thing sets you off on a hysterical tangent. GET OVER YOURSELVES. Try to relax, have a beverage, sit back and chant, beat drums by the fire, kick your dog, whatever you do to relaease stress, but man calm the hell down. This place has become almost like a private club where every new comer is beaten into submission by the self appointed forum Nazis.

    Chill people, chill....breath....relax....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyredUp
    Geezus people could we over react a little more?

    He said right in his post he wouldn't advocate it.

    I am sure the picture he is trying to post is one that was posted in a state firefighting newspaper in Wisconsin that had a group of guys sitting on a yard swing with the chief being quoted as "it's my ex-wifes house and she has a restraining order on me and my family and since we are like family at the fire house...."

    It is a joke, a silly little comment on a picture of a controlled burn. Nothing more, nothing less.

    Personally I think some of you wear your underwear too tight because the stupidest thing sets you off on a hysterical tangent. GET OVER YOURSELVES. Try to relax, have a beverage, sit back and chant, beat drums by the fire, kick your dog, whatever you do to relaease stress, but man calm the hell down. This place has become almost like a private club where every new comer is beaten into submission by the self appointed forum Nazis.

    Chill people, chill....breath....relax....

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    Well said Fyred up.

    When I first read the post I laughed because I had the vision of the cartoon you describe so well, come to mind. It was one of the first FF cartoons I read and I thought it was hilarious. I wish I could post it but it is tacked to the wall at the firehouse. Hmmmmm, maybe I could scan it.

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    Here ya go
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    Ok boys, here it is. A quick search on yahoo and I found it. Maybe this will stop the boys from fighten'. (although I do like a good fight) ; )

    I could not attach the image or download but I can direct you to the thread where the cartoon is at.

    http://forums.firehouse.com/showthre...threadid=50469

    read "don't tick of a FF" and click on the attachment Firemen08.jpg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RLFD14
    Here ya go.
    We were searching at the same time. I am happy you could get the pic up but I am even happier that I couldn't.... because the old thread is hilarious.

    No more mud slinging on this thread hopefully. : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyredUp
    Personally I think some of you wear your underwear too tight because the stupidest thing sets you off on a hysterical tangent. GET OVER YOURSELVES. Try to relax, have a beverage, sit back and chant, beat drums by the fire, kick your dog, whatever you do to relaease stress, but man calm the hell down. This place has become almost like a private club where every new comer is beaten into submission by the self appointed forum Nazis.

    Chill people, chill....breath....relax....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FHandz15
    What Burn it down????

    I fu*kin paid for it!!!

    when did you say we can come visit
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    Default So I'm new at this

    First time I trired to post a picture and srcewed it up. Never figured it out and never completed the massage either. But now I knoe what get attention around here...an Ex-Wife!!!

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    Just a word of advice. Watch your spelling hon. (I did not major in English, but merely trying to help.)

    You mentioned you never finished your mAssage...I know you meant mEssage, but being a Physical/Massage Therapist, I could have ran with that.

    How could NOT finish a massage? Are you crazy? : ) heehee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firetruckred
    Tomlaumann

    Just a word of advice. Watch your spelling hon. (I did not major in English, but merely trying to help.)

    You mentioned you never finished your mAssage...I know you meant mEssage, but being a Physical/Massage Therapist, I could have ran with that.

    How could NOT finish a massage? Are you crazy? : ) heehee.

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