Thread: Kiwi Logic

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    Default Kiwi Logic

    A Kiwi is sitting on a train and an Aussie gets on and sits next to him. The Aussie wants a bit of fun. "Hey, how about a little competition. You ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I give you $ 5.00 I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you give me $ 5.00"

    The kiwi can feel that he is on a loser, and says he is not interested and turns away and feigns sleep.

    The Ausssie won't let go. "OK, I'll make it more interesting. You ask me a question, if I don't know the answer, I give you $ 500.00 If you can't answer mine, you still only give me $ 5.00". Well that piqued the Kiwi's interest.

    "OK" he says "you go first".

    "How far from the earth to the moon?" asks our Aussie.

    The Kiwi just looks disgusted, pulls out $ 5.00 and hands it over. "My turn"

    "What goes up a hill with four legs and come back down with three legs?" The Aussie is slightly stumped. He pulls out his laptop, and with his mobile connections trawls the net. No joy. He e-mails all his friends, colleagues and family. Still no answer.

    "Ok, I don't know" he says and hands over $ 500.00 which the kiwi promptly pockets and then turns away.

    "Come on" the Aussie asks "What goes up a hill with four legs and come back down with three legs?"

    The Kiwi pulls out $ 5.00 and hands it over.......
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Very Good !

    But just one thing I dont get the title of the thread...

    You put Kiwi and logic in the same sentence...is that rigth ????

    J/K mate....but very good joke !
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    If u cant use it, eat it or drink it............SMASH IT !

    And always remember to duck !!!!!

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    ...is that rigth
    Nope it isn't

    I am 1/4 Irish, so therefore it MUST be...


    1/2 Letf.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Good one
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    If u cant use it, eat it or drink it............SMASH IT !

    And always remember to duck !!!!!

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