Thread: AFG Rumor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onebugle
    Well, the rest of us must have missed the boat. My understanding is the 3 top grant writers (we'll leave nameless ) provide iron clad guarantees to their clients. If the client does not recieve a grant, the top 3 will provide the funding plus 10%. All of this has been underwritten by a local insurance agent (call Earl for rates).
    Well, as I have been under the weather with strep the past week, have missed (OBVIOUSLY) some of the excitement on here! Wow. Had no idea. Gee, Earl, that's mighty nice of you to underwite all that BS....And, Bugle, you're doing a great job marketing this....and guys, if you're buying this? I've gotta bridge to sell ya down in the swamps, or is it an island in the wetlands???

    The ONLY guarantee I know about is that if you don't apply I GUARANTEE you can't win. AND, if you LIE, I GUARANTEE it will bite you on the @ss... Oh, and I do guarantee my fees. LMAO. Gotta have that.

    PS: two more guarantees in life: death and taxes, guys! (and on that cheerful note...LOL)... my exit - stage left... ~alana

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    dixiechicknc, hope you are feeling better. See that is what happens when you burn the candle at both ends! Immune system goes down and the "young uns" bring it home and you catch it. Told you you should have gone and got some "sea air" like last year! LOL! Hang in there.
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    As they say,

    "Laughter is the best medicine"

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    Quote Originally Posted by onebugle
    As they say,

    "Laughter is the best medicine"
    That it is, that it is.... (Although, would rather have the laughter while on the beach - getting Kurt's 'sea air' - then I'd be in fine form! And no doubt, better in no time!)

    Hey, Bugle? You need a side job? I could use some help marketing!

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    Dixie,

    According to the wife I should accept any position that takes us down South, I don't know why (she was born and raised in New Orleans).

    With that in mind, these are my terms:

    6 figure income
    company car
    11 months vacation (I'm willing to do a little work)
    2 years severance package

    But the deal killer, no grits at the board meetings (I do have my limits).

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    Quote Originally Posted by onebugle
    Dixie,


    But the deal killer, no grits at the board meetings (I do have my limits).
    Bugle, If I had half of the above, I'd be happy! Although, I insist on grits at every company function! Grits and butter for breakast, grits and cheese and shrimp for dinner, etc. So, deal breaker, there...Although, since I am the company, I guess I do have a company car....LOL.

    Hey? I'll drive you and your wife around to all the BBQ rest. in Lexington if you're ever down this way...after Lexington BBQ and sweet tea, you may want to change your offer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixiechicknc
    That it is, that it is.... (Although, would rather have the laughter while on the beach - getting Kurt's 'sea air' - then I'd be in fine form! And no doubt, better in no time!)
    Are you sure Kurt suggested "sea air"? I think he keeps the germs away with "Seagram's air". I've heard that George Dickel and Jack Daniels like to karaoke with him also. (rumors, rumors, rumors--not the Fleetwood Mac album either!!)

    Alana, glad to see you back. We passed the flu around the house a few times, glad that's over!!

    earl ("orange whip? orange whip? orange whip???" John Candy in Blues Brothers)

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    I've got a good rumor... well really not a rumor.. Harry Carter's AFG Road Show will be stopping in Bourbonnais Thursday night (my part-time department) and I will be working there that night.

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    I think that's pretty cool k3twpfire. I've been following his blog and I knew he was getting close to Illinois so I was wondering where he would stop. Ask him if he knows when the grants will start!
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    I'll post after the visit on how it went.

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    K3,

    Is it supposed to be this Thursday as in the 20th? I knew he went near here on the 13th. Dana, IN is just a hop, skip, and a jump from where I work.

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    Yep, this Thursday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not2L84U2
    K3,

    Is it supposed to be this Thursday as in the 20th? I knew he went near here on the 13th. Dana, IN is just a hop, skip, and a jump from where I work.
    At the risk of offending fellow Hoosiers...
    I just looked at a map and the the ony thing Dana, IN appears to be a "hop, skip and a jump" from is West Dana.

    k3twp, if Thursday wasn't my ony night at home this week, i'd be tempted to take a road trip over your way. Saved you from feeling obligated to offer to feed my wife and i.

    earl (we may not eat much, but we like to eat good!!)

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    Harry & Jack visited us last week. They are a pair of great guys.

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