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    Quote Originally Posted by klienbergtruth
    I wonder what JFK or RFK would think of this country now and the direction we have been headed since there deaths.
    They'd say go away. If you don't like the country, feel free to leave it.
    "This thread is being closed as it is off-topic and not related to the fire industry." - Isn't that what the Off Duty forum was for?

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    LienBurgerRuth.

    I am assuming you know not which piece of real estate my humble abode is domiciled within.

    To give you a hint. The Bloke what found it was not wearing bunched up puffy knickers down to his knees, and only hit a few wee islands of the main land mass before scarpering off home. No sense of adventure that lad.

    NOO, he was wearing solid MENS clothes and traveled around the greater land mass, making the first almost accurate map of 2/3 of the land mass.

    The second person (who claimed the land for his Queen) was wearing a completely practical Naval Uniform, and made a full map of the land that still astounds cartographers for its accuracy.

    In 1963 there were some land mark events in this country.

    I was born. Damn important year for me then.

    Whaling was stopped. This would have serious implications later with the tourist boom as old whalers looked with great longing at immense Merican tourist blubber floating near beaches.

    Sir Dove-Myer Robinson was mayor of Auckland.

    At a meeting with the Queen, he once boasted that he was so well known in New Zealand, that if a person were to send a letter to New Zealand addressed only to "Robbie", he was sure to receive it! The Queen tested this assertion, and indeed the letter arrived (helping the reputation of New Zealand Post).

    Sir Bob Charles, becomes the first left handed golfer in the world to win a major title, The British Open. One of 70 majors he would win.

    Our army, and a couple of legys were in their second year of deployment to Malaysia, fighting in a jungle warfare campaign against terrorist with the British.

    This operation run under the "Hearts and Minds" principle, still stands as the most effective of its kind ever undertaken.

    An unkown Trucker from our fair land stopped at a Brothel. He handed the madam 100 and says: I want your ugliest woman and a Spam sandwich. The Madam is astonished. But sir, for 100 you can have one of my finest ladies and a three course meal, she says. The trucker replied "Im not horny, Im homesick."

    Later that year we converted to decimal currency.

    Oh and some bloke we really couldn't have given a stuff about had a bad day in texas somewhere.

    Now, mr, or misses LienBurgerRuth, I pose a simple question to you...

    This is my thread, I started it and some friends have joined in, You are NOT one of them. Would you mind ****ing off and getting your own paranoid playpen somewhere else?

    Now clear off before I declare hunting season OPEN
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    PS. This is Meat.

    He will be assisting.
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    And if you think that barrier you put up at the entrance driveway is going to help, think again.

    We are smart down here.
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    (hiding in corner)

    Oh no, Kiwi is back to the sheep!
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    FOC-LMAO!


    Way to go Ian!

    But I have to ask: Who loads for Meat?
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    His Missus.

    Baabara Meat.
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    Lime Burger Ruth.

    If you wern't worried before, try this little test.

    If you are running anything above Windoze 98.

    1. Open a DOS command prompt, ok I will help you in your febrile state. Click on Start and then Run, type CMD and click OK.

    2. Type "tracert forums.firehouse.com" and hit the enter key.

    What you will see appear is the netork connections across the Internet from your IP Address to the FireHouse forums IP Address at 198.87.0.170

    Now I ask you this. How hard is it for someone ELSE to see which ISP you are connected through at which time and the IP Address you are using.

    It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
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    Default OOPS.. There was a second shooter.

    Special News Report:

    Although there have been some reports that the semen found on Monica Lewinsky's dress has been identified as President Clinton's, some experts are claiming that the semen could not possibly have come from the President.

    Robert Glass, a noted ballistics expert, claims that given the position of the President, and the position of Ms. Lewinsky, that it is not possible that the President's semen landed on her dress. "The semen would have to have turned 180 degrees in mid-air!" explained Mr. Glass. "In effect, it would have to be magic semen."

    Mr. Glass, and other experts, contend that there must have been a second mystery semen-shooter, standing behind the President. Several White House aides claim that they saw a man during the time period in question standing behind a potted plant in the oval office. Asked why they didn't report him, the aides explained that they assumed that the man was a gardener, there to water the plants. "He was holding something in his hand." explained a White House secretary. "It looked like a hose."

    Democrats are now saying that the President has possibly been framed by a vast right-wing conspiracy, and are demanding a new investigation. Ken Starr is outraged by these speculations, claiming that his report is accurate, and that there was a lone semen shooter in the White House. "We have extensively investigated this incident, and have come to the conclusion that Bill Clinton acted alone in the shooting." explained Mr. Starr.

    Yet, not every one is satisfied with the Starr Report. "Some one wanted to see that dress get stained." says Bob Long, a friend of the Clintons. "And now, the government is trying to cover it up."
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    FlyingKiwi -

    Lol!! Too Funny!!

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    Talking What??.........

    Quote Originally Posted by RspctFrmCalgary
    The Q is found after the P and before the R.
    MADAM!! The Q is mounted on the front bumper!
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    There you go confusing me again.

    I thought it was the Q at the International Date Line.
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    Talking Yeah, That Too...............

    OK, my computer skills aren't up to this - Someone please find a picture of a Q on the front bumper for KiWi.......


    AND, MOST IMPORTANT!!! - Congrats on the 4K Posts, I'll be watching over my shoulder....
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    Harve its 3K posts, and here you go.
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    I get busy at work and leave all of you alone and what happens....

    You run amok...



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    Hey Lew and Harve.

    Now surely this wee Kiwi is perplexed.

    You call it a Q but the picture has a honking big F in the middle.

    Is that so that ya all knows ya all is in the Fire Truck?

    "yup, right truck, I can see the F"
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    And for the close-up shot.....




    Wait... isn't the Q located between the Tab key and the W?

    You people and your conspiracies... I swear you're out to get me! (or confuse me!!)
    Do it because you love it, not because you love being seen doing it.

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    No need to shout.
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    It must be time for a ......

    TUI BEER

    Now THIS is what we get FORCED to watch on our TV's.

    Night after night after night.

    Oh the humanity of it all.

    Yeah Right!
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    Nah Kiwi,the F has other significance.See how it's in the middle? Well,it's purpose is in the middle too.Like get the f*** out of the way.A purpose for which it is aptly suited.If ya keep going you might catch Harve,he's slowing down lately. T.C.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    It must be time for a ......

    TUI BEER

    Now THIS is what we get FORCED to watch on our TV's.

    Night after night after night.

    Oh the humanity of it all.

    Yeah Right!
    Why do I have an urge for Tui right now?

    Is it a plot by the New Zealand government to subvert us with gorgeous women and cold beer?

    Is it working?

    Hell yeah!
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    Meanwhile Lime Burger Ruth was trying out for his new job..
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    Job tryout number 2 faired even worse
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    Deciding he could bring the "Truth as Ruth Knows It" to the world, he got a job (for a while) as the message writer for a local TV channel.
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    Returning sadly to his ecologicaly sensitive mode of transport...

    Reality hit him full in the face.
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