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    Quote Originally Posted by superchef
    I get busy at work and leave all of you alone and what happens....

    You run amok...


    Who's a mok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    Who's a mok?
    it's a cross between a monkey and a duck
    The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

    I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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    A Mok.

    Def. Someone for whom the expression "It's my conspiracy, I will rub it as FAST as I want" is familliar.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    here biatches ask yourself why you haven't see this local news broadcast in Oklahoma City ...Till now you didn't see this on CNN did you ?

    Sound Familer ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWwrEEP8EBk

    Just trying to be true to this thread ......

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    Faster Ruth, FASTER.



    And YouTube is your source of "REAL NEWS"?
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    No but channel 8 in Oklahoma is duesch bag ....

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    Gee maybe the government might not be telling us the whole truth ...

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    Ya thunk?

    Would that be a first, wow geeeeee.

    Please tell me more about this astounding fact of a Guvmint nowt telling the total truth.

    And while you is at it, why is this the first time in history that this has occured?

    Does that mean that Genghis Khan, Hitler, Mussolini, Tito, mao, Pol Pot were all awfully honest blokes that have been mis-abused by the media of the day?

    Enquiring minds need this information so we can set the records straight.

    (And if you can post a YouTube of a Genghis Khan media release, I would be vely intelested)
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    And far be it for me...

    The "whatever you might or might believe in or not as the case may be" (see I can be P.C.) never made me perfect.

    But did you mean "German" or a "device for internal flushing" with your spellink of
    duesch bag
    ?

    Enquiring minds are still waiting for these salient points to be divulged.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Is it a plot by the New Zealand government to subvert us with gorgeous women and cold beer?
    Hey Captain Gonzo.

    Sir.

    With due respect to your 10 cents worth.

    If you want to come into this thread and stir up some sort of new conspiracy theory.



























    I'll go get the Tui, the Speights, the Guinness, and some Bourbon.

    LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.

    Please note. For the average Kiwi bloke, the focus of these adds is the stunning curves, the moistness dripping, scantily clad, open mouthed, nectar tasting BEER BOTTLE.

    The women don't look to bad either.

    But they can get in the way of enjoying a good Kiwi Beer.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Slime Gordon Booth.

    Or Whetever.

    S'cuse the spellunk, tis the end of my second 18 hour day doing the business thing.

    Boy, you sure betta sharpin up ta stay round these heres parts.... Alive.

    No cunspracy you gots, can beats the bugga's we can shows ya,, BOY.

    Give me something solid, something we can talk about,beyond Doh, and Uh Huh I agree.

    Or, Watch someone elses mind fart on YourBoob. Slober, Drool, Must be true, Faster, Ohhhh.

    Are you capable of a solid conversation on ONE topic without the nervous tick starting, and ten therapists, and Yo Mumma, in the wings?

    Enquiring minds, that have been completley blank before, and no doubt will be again need nothing more... 'K I thought of a few things, ti's another story for another day.

    Give me a good argument. Try for, at least once in your life, to rise above the morass that lies fetid at the mind of your bottom.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    duesch bag ....
    That reminds me: I see johnboycan is posting again.
    Whoopee!
    The two of you can now act in concert to corner the market on "stupid".
    If nothing else, you will set the low end of the bar. We don't grade on the curve here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Hey Lew and Harve.

    Now surely this wee Kiwi is perplexed.

    You call it a Q but the picture has a honking big F in the middle.

    Is that so that ya all knows ya all is in the Fire Truck?

    "yup, right truck, I can see the F"
    No, the F is so we know which is the Front of the truck.
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    Bones.

    Would it be easier to have a sign at the other end saying...

    "Sit at other end" ?????

    Might make it clearer for cunfused Kiwi's.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bones42
    No, the F is so we know which is the Front of the truck.
    And here I thought if you pronounced a "soft" F with the Q, you were simply making your feelings known.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    And here I thought if you pronounced a "soft" F with the Q, you were simply making your feelings known.
    CR
    Or implying an action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    And here I thought if you pronounced a "soft" F with the Q, you were simply making your feelings known.
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    Why are there so many conspiracy theory nuts attracted to this board? Do they think that because we are firefighters we are going to start a revolution to stop the corruption of our respective governments?

    Congrats on the 3 grand Ian.
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Well at a wild guess.

    The politicians may be able to "P!ss on the people"

    But who do you call when they really need a good hosing.

    Take for example the logic of this great organisation.

    Who else cares about its staff that much they leave wee clues about which end of the truck to get into when you are in a hurry.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Can anyone spot the obvious with this picture?
    Attached Images Attached Images  
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Should she have been allowed to Breed in the first place?
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    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Can anyone spot the obvious with this picture?
    Let me guess... it's the fact that they have stairs instead of a wheelchair ramp?
    Do it because you love it, not because you love being seen doing it.

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    Ah, a new one has reared his head

    Mike Sinder Sella or whatever?

    Does he have three Sugly Fisters and a Hairy Mob Brother?

    Could be an entertaining story there somewhere.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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