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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Can anyone spot the obvious with this picture?
    Those are the new "Low Impact" escalators!

    Why use real stairs when you can pay to use their Stair-Master inside?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Should she have been allowed to Breed in the first place?
    She's not really smoking that cigarette. She's just holding it for her 12 year old while he gets her another beer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireman4949
    She's not really smoking that cigarette. She's just holding it for her 12 year old while he gets her another beer!
    I thought she was just holding it because I had heard that the smoke blocks the sound made by the jack-hammers... that's just what I heard..
    Do it because you love it, not because you love being seen doing it.

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    At a gathering of the local inteligensia discussing their conspiracy theorums.

    Not the smartest.
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    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Probably the same lass that supplied this answer at her High School maths test
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    I believe I have found something interesting. At it really explains a lot.



    Here is Lime Burger Ruth at his old job, just before he got fired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    At a gathering of the local inteligensia discussing their conspiracy theorums.

    Not the smartest.
    That kinda looks how I figure my 14 y/o niece looks now,since I haven't seen her in years.I'd rather hope she's better at orientating signs.

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    Comparisons.

    Goldfish.

    Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle!

    Conspiracy Theorist.

    Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought!
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Comparisons.

    Goldfish.

    Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle! Swim Swim Swim Swim, Oh a Castle!

    Conspiracy Theorist.

    Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought! Browse Browse Browse Browse, Oh someone elses thought!
    You know Ian, I sure do wish I could have you (and a ton of the other Brothers here as well) over for a few beers.
    We'd all laugh our natural *****es off!

    When you retire from the service, you could make a killin' doing stand-up!




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    Well I see rick just hit 5,555 posts.

    I also just hit 2,222 posts.

    Coincidence? I think not. Better buy a lottery ticket, and an insurance policy just to be safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods
    Man, You come up with the neatest stuff....... But this picture has my Aunt Louise in it..........
    I thought that was her.
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    Flying Red Bra Causes Accident

    Emily Davis, has been charged with one count of littering for putting her red bra on the antenna of a car traveling on I-75.
    Monday, October 23, 2006
    Joe Vardon - Toledo Blade

    Emily Davis, 17, of Bowling Green, was charged with one count of littering for putting her red bra on the antenna of a car traveling on I-75 on Sept. 26 with three other teenage girls inside.

    The bra, which reportedly had been frayed because it was chewed by Davis' dog earlier in the day, flew off the antenna. The Ohio Highway Patrol said a trailing car with two Toledo men inside swerved into the grassy median to avoid the object, flipping over several times.

    An arraignment hearing for Miss Davis is scheduled for Nov. 1 in Wood County Juvenile Court.

    In a civil suit filed against the four girls in Wood County Common Pleas Court, James Campbell, 37, the driver of the 2006 Dodge Neon that crashed, blamed the flying bra for triggering the accident. Campbell, who was thrown from the vehicle, suffered a broken vertebra in his neck and a fractured thumb. His passenger, Jeff Long, 40, suffered some broken ribs.

    Tim Atkins, an assistant county prosecutor, said a conviction on the littering charge is punishable by community service, a fine, and possibly probation. He said he plans to recommend that Davis pay the fine and court costs, as well as perform some community service.

    "The message needs to be sent that we can't have people rolling down the window of a car and throwing stuff out," Atkins said.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD
    Flying Red Bra Causes Accident

    The Ohio Highway Patrol said a trailing car with two Toledo men inside swerved into the grassy median to avoid the object, flipping over several times.


    James Campbell, 37, the driver of the 2006 Dodge Neon that crashed, blamed the flying bra for triggering the accident.
    Hmm, or could it have been that he was trying to get a closer look at the now bra-less girl?

    Oh well, either way, I guess the bra was the cause of the accident.




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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaldwell
    Well I see rick just hit 5,555 posts.

    I also just hit 2,222 posts.

    Coincidence? I think not. Better buy a lottery ticket, and an insurance policy just to be safe.
    Coincidence? No; CONSPIRACY.
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    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out...."Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

    So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "

    Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

    Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

    To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
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    Molly JUST knew that Geralds sense of humour would get them in trouble one day.
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    Last winter a Mate was travelling on the overnight train from Auckland to Wellington.

    Due to a stuff up with the tickets, when he went to his alloted cabin, he found a young American female tourist had also been allocated to the cabin.

    After a short chat it was agreed that he would sleep on the top bunk, and she would use the bottom bunk.

    Just after midnight the young lass wakes up my mate and asked "It is awfully cold, would you mind seeing the conductor for an extra blanket for me."

    "How about we just pretend we are married." he asks her.

    With a shy look she replies "Ok."

    he responds...


    "Good, sod off and get your own blanket."
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    The Blonde and the Lord

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and,
    finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
    After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
    the ice.

    Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino
    from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.

    Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
    ICE."

    The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
    ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

    The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

    She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

    The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Hey Lew and Harve.

    Now surely this wee Kiwi is perplexed.

    You call it a Q but the picture has a honking big F in the middle.

    Is that so that ya all knows ya all is in the Fire Truck?

    "yup, right truck, I can see the F"

    You're not putting them together right Ian. Look at it in this order. I'll use a random letter to seperate the two.

    F uuuuuQ Make sense now?
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    Please send you-know-what to you-know-where so I can get on with you-know-it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD
    Dear You-know-who,
    Please send you-know-what to you-know-where so I can get on with you-know-it.
    Did you get that thing I sent you...?
    The comments made by me are my opinions only, not of the Fire and EMS services I am affiliated with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeuitEFDems
    Did you get that thing I sent you...?
    You and sixteen others, but none the right you-know-what.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD
    Campbell, who was thrown from the vehicle, suffered a broken vertebra in his neck and a fractured thumb.

    Hopefully, her attorney will seize the opportunity to get the case thrown out, since it appears the plaintiff seems to have been operating his vehicle without his seatbelt in place.
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