It is a conspiracy I tell ya!

[klienbergtruth]

No but channel 8 in Oklahoma is duesch bag ....

[BFDNJFF]

[klienbergtruth]

Gee maybe the government might not be telling us the whole truth ...

[FlyingKiwi]

Ya thunk?

Would that be a first, wow geeeeee.

Please tell me more about this astounding fact of a Guvmint nowt telling the total truth.

And while you is at it, why is this the first time in history that this has occured?

Does that mean that Genghis Khan, Hitler, Mussolini, Tito, mao, Pol Pot were all awfully honest blokes that have been mis-abused by the media of the day?

Enquiring minds need this information so we can set the records straight.

(And if you can post a YouTube of a Genghis Khan media release, I would be vely intelested)

[FlyingKiwi]

And far be it for me...

The "whatever you might or might believe in or not as the case may be" (see I can be P.C.) never made me perfect.

But did you mean "German" or a "device for internal flushing" with your spellink of

duesch bag

?

Enquiring minds are still waiting for these salient points to be divulged.

[FlyingKiwi]

Is it a plot by the New Zealand government to subvert us with gorgeous women and cold beer?

Hey Captain Gonzo.

Sir.

With due respect to your 10 cents worth.

If you want to come into this thread and stir up some sort of new conspiracy theory.



























I'll go get the Tui, the Speights, the Guinness, and some Bourbon.

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.

Please note. For the average Kiwi bloke, the focus of these adds is the stunning curves, the moistness dripping, scantily clad, open mouthed, nectar tasting BEER BOTTLE.

The women don't look to bad either.

But they can get in the way of enjoying a good Kiwi Beer.

[FlyingKiwi]

Slime Gordon Booth.

Or Whetever.

S'cuse the spellunk, tis the end of my second 18 hour day doing the business thing.

Boy, you sure betta sharpin up ta stay round these heres parts.... Alive.

No cunspracy you gots, can beats the bugga's we can shows ya,, BOY.

Give me something solid, something we can talk about,beyond Doh, and Uh Huh I agree.

Or, Watch someone elses mind fart on YourBoob. Slober, Drool, Must be true, Faster, Ohhhh.

Are you capable of a solid conversation on ONE topic without the nervous tick starting, and ten therapists, and Yo Mumma, in the wings?

Enquiring minds, that have been completley blank before, and no doubt will be again need nothing more... 'K I thought of a few things, ti's another story for another day.

Give me a good argument. Try for, at least once in your life, to rise above the morass that lies fetid at the mind of your bottom.

[ChiefReason]

duesch bag ....

That reminds me: I see johnboycan is posting again.
Whoopee!
The two of you can now act in concert to corner the market on "stupid".
If nothing else, you will set the low end of the bar. We don't grade on the curve here.
However; extra credit will be considered.
CR

[Nine3Probie]

Gee maybe the government might not be telling us the whole truth ...

Here's the part you don't get, MUTT...

WE DON'T CARE!!!! Not "in here," anyway. If they are, that's great. If they aren't, well that's great too! But what we care about in here is the fire service, fighting fire and eachother (that's what FTMPTB is all about)...not some stupid conspiracy theories and their devout followers. Go drink some Kool Aid and watch an Ollie Stone movie.

And BTW...it's spelled "******"...MUTT. Take a hike.

[Bones42]

Hey Lew and Harve.

Now surely this wee Kiwi is perplexed.

You call it a Q but the picture has a honking big F in the middle.

Is that so that ya all knows ya all is in the Fire Truck?

"yup, right truck, I can see the F"

No, the F is so we know which is the Front of the truck.

[FlyingKiwi]

Bones.

Would it be easier to have a sign at the other end saying...

"Sit at other end" ?????

Might make it clearer for cunfused Kiwi's.

[ChiefReason]

No, the F is so we know which is the Front of the truck.

And here I thought if you pronounced a "soft" F with the Q, you were simply making your feelings known.
CR

[Lewiston2FF]

And here I thought if you pronounced a "soft" F with the Q, you were simply making your feelings known.
CR

Or implying an action.

[RspctFrmCalgary]

And here I thought if you pronounced a "soft" F with the Q, you were simply making your feelings known.
CR

We certainly do have witty conversations around here sometimes

[PattyV]

Why are there so many conspiracy theory nuts attracted to this board? Do they think that because we are firefighters we are going to start a revolution to stop the corruption of our respective governments?

Congrats on the 3 grand Ian.

[FlyingKiwi]

Well at a wild guess.

The politicians may be able to "P!ss on the people"

But who do you call when they really need a good hosing.

Take for example the logic of this great organisation.

Who else cares about its staff that much they leave wee clues about which end of the truck to get into when you are in a hurry.

[FlyingKiwi]

Can anyone spot the obvious with this picture?

[FlyingKiwi]

Should she have been allowed to Breed in the first place?

[FTMPTB15]

Can anyone spot the obvious with this picture?

Let me guess... it's the fact that they have stairs instead of a wheelchair ramp?

[FlyingKiwi]

Ah, a new one has reared his head

Mike Sinder Sella or whatever?

Does he have three Sugly Fisters and a Hairy Mob Brother?

Could be an entertaining story there somewhere.