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    If I lived in Alabama I would probally vote for her, espscially the last line:
    Alabama candidate campaigns on cleavage

    By PHILLIP RAWLS
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    MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) -- Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters will eventually focus on her platform.

    "It started out as a joke, but it blew up into something huge," said Nall, a 32-year-old with dyed blond hair.

    Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor - including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley - and the words: "And less of these boobs."

    Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.




    Nall, who spoke in an interview Friday on the Capitol steps, realizes that is about as close as she is going to get to the governor's office. But her outrageous antics have helped her attract attention not normally enjoyed by write-in candidates.

    Nall is calling for the withdrawal of the Alabama National Guard from Iraq, tax credits for sending children to private school and home schooling, opting out of the No Child Left Behind Act, legalizing marijuana, and not complying with the Patriot Act and the Real ID Act.

    The Libertarian Party could not collect the 40,000 voter signatures needed to get her name on the ballot, and she has not reached the $25,000 threshold in contributions that would require her to file a campaign finance report.

    Despite the political handicaps, she knows how to get free attention.







    Early in her campaign, she talked about how her misdemeanor arrest for marijuana possession in 2002 led her to start the U.S. Marijuana Party.

    Then she entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn't wear panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjohn23
    If I lived in Alabama I would probally vote for her, espscially the last line:
    Alabama candidate campaigns on cleavage

    By PHILLIP RAWLS
    Associated Press Writer

    MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) -- Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters will eventually focus on her platform.

    "It started out as a joke, but it blew up into something huge," said Nall, a 32-year-old with dyed blond hair.

    Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor - including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley - and the words: "And less of these boobs."

    Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.




    Nall, who spoke in an interview Friday on the Capitol steps, realizes that is about as close as she is going to get to the governor's office. But her outrageous antics have helped her attract attention not normally enjoyed by write-in candidates.

    Nall is calling for the withdrawal of the Alabama National Guard from Iraq, tax credits for sending children to private school and home schooling, opting out of the No Child Left Behind Act, legalizing marijuana, and not complying with the Patriot Act and the Real ID Act.

    The Libertarian Party could not collect the 40,000 voter signatures needed to get her name on the ballot, and she has not reached the $25,000 threshold in contributions that would require her to file a campaign finance report.

    Despite the political handicaps, she knows how to get free attention.







    Early in her campaign, she talked about how her misdemeanor arrest for marijuana possession in 2002 led her to start the U.S. Marijuana Party.

    Then she entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn't wear panties.
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    Hey Chief

    Try playing your country and western music backwards.

    It is really wierd...

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    Then she entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn't wear panties.
    And as she campaigned...there was this reporter attempting to ask questions
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    Scaryly enough, she actually seems to have some good points and ideas. Hell actors with no political experience have been elected to governor and even president, so why the hell not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by needlejockey
    Scaryly enough, she actually seems to have some good points and ideas. Hell actors with no political experience have been elected to governor and even president, so why the hell not.
    There is no requirement for experience as a politician.You're supposed to represent the people who vote for you to the Congress,make common sense laws for the President to sign into law, and then leave office and go back to your home and live under those laws that you helped get passed.
    Ain't always how it works but one day we'll get lucky.
    Anyway,I'd kick her out of bed.There's more room on the floor.Now,I've got a serious jones for some cookies.

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    Seeing her picture reminds me, I need to get some milk for breakfast.

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    I wouldn't touch that with a 39 1/2' pole. FUGLY!

    Why the hell would anyone suppport a pothead candidate?
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    So thats what it mean when you keep talking about Silicone Valley.

    All this time and I thought it was a place, not a state of mind.

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    Another airhead who believes that she's just wacky enough to steal the election.
    Politics has become so populated with greed that everyone wants to cash in.
    Hell; elect me and for 50 bucks, I'll flash my man boobies.
    And with or without my moustache, I'm better looking than she is.
    Oh wait; we live in a country where a female pedophile gets home confinement and a male goes to jail for life.
    I have re-considered. She would beat my butt straight up.
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