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    Default Where's the beef?

    Well on top of the farmer of course!

    "What could possibly go wrong here? 1 hour, 21 minutes ago

    VIENNA (Reuters) - It took 25 firefighters, his wife and a son to roll Lulu the cow off Austrian farmer Leopold Zeilinger after she fell on him.

    When Zeilinger discovered the 1,764-pound cow was too sick to stand up for milking, he used a winch to suspend her in the air. Part of the gear broke and Lulu toppled onto him, the daily Krone reported Wednesday.

    Zeilinger suffered several broken bones and was airlifted to a hospital.

    There was no word on Lulu's fate. "

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    Talking update

    It has been rumored that Lulu gave 40 pounds of butter in the shakeup and 100 lbs of manure.

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    Why? It's not like you're going to visit me! But I'm near Waco, Texas


    Zeilinger was quoted as saying "Mooooove it!" while still under the cow.
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