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    My Boss sent this to me, and... welll.... it speaks for itself. heheheheehehe

    Wives' Duties

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    Dennis had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

    God Bless Canadian Women


    **Names have been changed to protect the "not-quite-so-innocent"**
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    The fact that I am American by birth should not lead you into thinking that you could get away with anything like the above statement my dear Master Corporal. Anyway, shouldn't you be doing something that resembles work during the work day?


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    Doggone it two7; my wife lied to me that she was American.

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    I've got that Canuk cased:

    I just have to give "the look"
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    My mother and her entire the family are Ukrainian: I would not even dream of such a thing... I know better.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

    IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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