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    YOU smell it first you dumb human.
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    Is this a career moment? And to think, you could've been a fireman.

    (Anyone else remember the "good old days" when Firehouse magazine had a caption contest inside the back cover of every issue?)

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    I wouldn't smell those for all the scoobie snacks in the world.

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    Guess we really scared the s**t out of him (notice skidmarks)
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    Wait....there's a name sewn in the waist band......FlyingKiwi....Who the hell is that?

    Sorry. I couldn't resist
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    I can't believe the bank robber actually wore this as a mask!!!


    Or.......


    I've rolled in things that didn't smell this bad!!!!

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    "okay Duke... go find the probie...who would think a lkittle fire would scare someone outta their pants?"
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    Bloodhound: "Smell 'em yourself buddy! I don't wanna find the nasty-*** that left those behind!"

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    Dog snorts in disbelief and backs further away, "Not even for the chance to sniff all the crotches in the world, buddy!"



    My first idea was "not in this lifetime, buddy". But I changed my mind.




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    Hey, I'm a bloodhound..I don't do Haz/Mat !!!!

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    Keep going people.

    Let me give a clue.

    If you released about one cubic mile of smelly stuff and let it disperse over New York cities airspace, the average human would be real lucky to isolate the smell.

    One cubic inch of ANYTHING in the same airspace, and a bloodhound would have it tagged, isolated and locked away as an individual memory for the rest of its life.

    Keep going.

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    Next entry.

    OK Boss. We looking for a really NASTY parachutist?
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    Dog to trooper," You take a good whiff and lead and I'll follow you".

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    Cop to dog: See that guy behind me with the gun? Now SNIFF, dammit!
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    Dog to himself," Geez, why do I need to smell that thing. It should be easy enough to find a guy the size of Big Foot, naked and covered in trouser chili".

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    K-9 Trooper:"Don't worry boys.Ol Red here's a helluva trackin' dog.I trained him myself."

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    Dog to cop, "I'll only smell my own ***".

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    There is now a mug shot to go with the "evidence"
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    Bloodhound) Told you we should'nt have went home from work early I always new she wasnt faithful. And to think when he seen your gun before he jumped out the window he S*** himself.

    Now thats a s***ty thought
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    "I can smell it from here, no need to get closer."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ View Post
    "I can smell it from here, no need to get closer."

    Good one! Most realistic so far, considering the dog's body language LOL
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    Default Should have listened to mom.

    I should have listened to mom "Rover, work hard and someday you'll be an arson dog" But Noooooo I wanted excitement, right now I envy the bomb dog.

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    "And the warden said,'Cmon somebody why don't ya run?Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun.Get my lantern,get my gun.Ol'Red'll have you treed by the morning sun..."
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    Or keeping with a Southern prison theme,"What we have here...is failure to communicate..."

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    "What we've got here is, failure during defecate!
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    "Thanks to good ole' Sparky, deputies found the missing evidence from the burglary at the Sheriff's house. Luckily, he monogramed his initials on the missing property for easy identification."

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    "Sparky played dumb as deputies told him they knew of his underwear fetish."
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