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    Default Britney Spears Bald!!!

    Britney Spears shaves her head!

    Yeah...aint no way Hollywood & all those celebrities could possibly be out of touch with reality.

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    If I can go the rest of my life without hearing anything else about Britney, I'll consider it a gift from God. Enough already.
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    Toss in Paris, Anna Nicole and all the rest too, I could give a rats behind what those skanks are up to.

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    Well, the link's not working for me, but that's probably just as well....

    Thank you so much, Britney, for your unselfish contributions to Louisiana's image problems....
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    Talk about someone who got carried away with a razor. Only thing left are the eye brows.

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    Paris Hilton is famous because her family owns a hotel chain,so remind me again what Britney Spears did to gain fame and why I should care.

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    here's the link : http://www.yahoo.com/s/509802

    how can something that used to be so hot turn into that???

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    "She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist."
    Yep, that's the word that comes to mind when I think of Britney Spears....dainty
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    My first thought when reading the title of this thread was "Yeah, I saw those pictures".

    But then I realized you mean she shaved her HEAD.

    Anyway, she got it all wrong this time. The way the rule goes is, "A woman should have no hair BELOW her eyebrows". Hair ABOVE the eyebrows is just fine, and in fact, preferred.

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    Uh Oh!

    Britney has cut loose her "husband"...

    She has lost a lot of weight since the kid...

    She gets a new radical hairstyle and tats...

    It's almost like she's reinventing herself...


    Hmmmm???


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    she is probably doped up and flying higher than a kite during this whole incident.

    What she needs to do is:

    Clean up her act

    Get back in shape

    Pose for Playboy

    and THEN do a comeback Tour

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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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    I guess that it is wishfull thinking that she did it for St.Baldricks?

    Yeah I thought I had seen those bald pics as well.

    If she is on cocaine, she is still a newbie because she still has too much weight on her to be a good ol' fashioned crack head

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    Quote Originally Posted by GFDLT1 View Post

    If she is on cocaine, she is still a newbie because she still has too much weight on her to be a good ol' fashioned crack head

    Coke....Heck...LOOK at her face. she and Lindsy have the same "Coke Face". She has the money for Coke.....not to many rich folks opt for a cheap, street level drug such as crack....that would be beneath them. And to achieve a level of "Crackheaddom" as to be scrawney and shanky....you have to do ALOT of crack over a fair amount of time. Coke and X are the party go'ers drug.....well....that and Heroin in NYC these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JHR1985 View Post
    she is probably doped up and flying higher than a kite during this whole incident.

    What she needs to do is:

    Clean up her act

    Get back in shape

    Pose for Playboy

    and THEN do a comeback Tour
    ....although I suppose the comeback tour could be optional....

    This girl is heading down that slippery slope to true weirdness like Michael Jackson or Madonna...expect to see more and more bizarre behavior as she degrades from merely a spoiled rich celebrity to a truly eccentric oddball....Mark my words.

    Also, look for teenage girls to suddenly decide to sport the bald look so they can show their "individuality" just like everybody else....

    *Side note to JHR1985....regarding the appearance in Playboy....do you think there's still parts of her we haven't already seen? *
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    *Side note to JHR1985....regarding the appearance in Playboy....do you think there's still parts of her we haven't already seen? *

    the Britney from before the married k-Fed... like right around 2002... would have sold record breaking sales for playboy. If she got back into that shape.... you know she would get a massive check for doing it. Plus, they could touch-up the little area's we dont want to see.

    Seeing a girl naked afting puking on herself or a upskirt while she is passed out on the sidewalk isnt what I want to see....

    But i understand that there is probably a few on here that might enjoy that stuff....

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    Just another chapter in a sad story. This girl had the world on a string 5 years ago and now look at her.

    One of the brothers at work went to school with a top bodyguard/bouncer out in LA.

    He told my a while back that his friend said that before she got married, Brit had the absolute tightest, hottest body of any he's seen. And this guy works the top clubs and has seen pretty much every "A" list female celeb you can name up close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntmd8r38 View Post
    Toss in Paris, Anna Nicole and all the rest too, I could give a rats behind what those skanks are up to.
    Well, I am not sure what paris is doing now, however, I can tell you Anna Nicole is just laying around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSTONER View Post
    Well, I am not sure what paris is doing now, however, I can tell you Anna Nicole is just laying around.
    Does it make me a bad person if I laughed at that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dmleblanc View Post
    Does it make me a bad person if I laughed at that?
    Absolutely not....she's still getting more coverage and action than me right now.

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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug! F*ck your couch charlie murphy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19FDNY77 View Post
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug! F*ck your couch charlie murphy!
    I never put my feet on Charlie Murphay's Couch.....well this one time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19FDNY77 View Post
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug! F*ck your couch charlie murphy!
    What am I gonna do about my LEGS???!!!!!

    As for Britney, what a trainwreck. Her kids are the real victims.
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    The worst thing about Britney and Anna Nicole Smile and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan?

    These are the little drug addicted, alcoholic, publicity seeking, sluts that your daughters get to look up to as they are plastered all over People, Teen, Newsweek, E!, Entertainment Weekly, and those other trashy rags that the teenagers read.


    How sad it is that their activities are the only decent things that young kids hear about. And we wonder why their lives are so messed up.
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    They are also the ones that teenage boys dream over and do naughty things when alone in their room too.

    You think the world could have better influences....

    thats the media for ya


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