Thread: Stuttering Cat
03-06-2007, 06:01 AM #1
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- Aug 2003
- Ocala, Florida
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," she said.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
who lives next door, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'... And before he could say, "F**k," the Rottweiler ate him!Take Care & be SAFE
03-06-2007, 12:48 PM #2
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- Apr 2005
- Las Vegas,Nevada
Hooray for the dog; I'm not fond of ffffffff, darn cats anyway.
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