Thread: Stuttering Cat

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    Default Stuttering Cat

    A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
    are the only animals that stutter," she said.
    A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she
    volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
    the girl to describe the incident.

    "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
    who lives next door, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
    over the fence into our yard!"

    "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

    "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
    Fffff'... And before he could say, "F**k," the Rottweiler ate him!
    Take Care & be SAFE
    Bert

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    Hooray for the dog; I'm not fond of ffffffff, darn cats anyway.

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