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    Report: O.J. Simpson Says Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Might Be His
    Wednesday, March 07, 2007

    O.J. Simpson reportedly said he is "throwing his hat into the ring" regarding the paternity battle over Anna Nicole Smith's baby, citing his "slow-moving sperm."

    Documentary filmmaker Norm Pardo — who filmed 70 hours of footage with Simpson from 2000 to 2005 — told the New York Post that Simpson said "he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."

    Simpson and Smith starred together in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult."

    Simpson even joked that he hoped the baby wasn't his as Fred Goldman — the father of Ron Goldman, whom Simpson was acquitted of murdering along with his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson — might try to take her.

    "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money — or the baby herself," Pardo claims Simpson said.

    Goldman has pursued Simpson for damages in the civil court since Simpson was cleared of murdering his son.

    Smith's companion Howard K. Stern and her ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead both claim they are the father of Smith's 6-month-old daughter Dannielynn, and are battling her estranged mother for custody of the child.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband and Smith's former trainer have also said they could be the father.



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    George I thought the baby was yours??
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    As time goes by, I realize that I am part of a small, slowly shrinking group. For we are the ones NOT claiming to be the father.

    Join quickly, our ranks are thining

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFDMAXX View Post
    As time goes by, I realize that I am part of a small, slowly shrinking group. For we are the ones NOT claiming to be the father.

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    I'm in..... But, sadly, George is right. This whole situation is disgusting.
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    "slow-moving sperm."
    Oh good grief, we ALL watched the slow-moving car chase.

    What could be slower moving than that.

    At least he has proof.
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    Next thing ya know...OJ will claim he didn't kill Nicole and Ron

    Hmmm....Nicole? Anna Nicole? Maybe he did father the child?

    If ya believe that...I've got some Britney Spears panties to sell ya.
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    Wait, Anna Nicole is dead!?! You'd think this would be in the news...
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    Quote Originally Posted by voyager9 View Post
    Wait, Anna Nicole is dead!?! You'd think this would be in the news...
    nah why would we waste our time with that? what are you, nuts? nobody in the media buisness would care about something like this!!!
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    I liked Jay Lenos quote the other week..."theres a new meeting place Friday for all those men who feel they may be the father of Anna Nicoles baby...the Hollywood Bowl".
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    I'm fixed so I know its' not mine. Next thing you know the Penguin Squad will be making claims to fathering the child. Throw the papparazzi and the media in the ground along with Anna so we can have some rest and focus on more important issues.

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    Run outside and check the east for a newly risen star. I agree with George on this one.

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