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    Default No limit to some people's stupidity

    This has got to be one of the stupidest things anyone can do.

    It looks like they work at a car dealership so they should know what can happen.

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    If that's representative of our future generation......this country is doomed.
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    Two thoughts:

    1) Every herd needs thinning.

    2) Prison won't seem so bad now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EFD840 View Post
    Two thoughts:

    1) Every herd needs thinning.

    2) Prison won't seem so bad now.
    Those two bullets can be summed up like this:You don't need to worry about being punished for taking his genes out of the pool.He's done it for you.
    For those of us with teenage nieces,or daughters,these are their dating choices.

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    Looks Like a gene pool that could use some chlorine.

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    Now that was funny.
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    I think that we don't have to worry about him procreating...
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    For those of us with teenage nieces,or daughters,these are their dating choices.
    My daughter is 8 months old...I'm dreading from NOW how stupid kids are going to be in 15 or 16 so years...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Murph64 View Post
    My daughter is 8 months old...I'm dreading from NOW how stupid kids are going to be in 15 or 16 so years...


    Andy



    I thought you might like this.

    8 SIMPLE RULES FOR dating Murph64's DAUGHTER

    Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

    Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

    Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind will kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

    Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

    Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

    Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

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    movies which feature chain saws are okay.

    you find a girl who likes those.... she is a definite keeper

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    anyone ever see the dirty jobs when he puts a 55 gallon drum on an airbag and then blows it like 30 feet into the air? apparently this kid didn't...

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