Funny Ad in FHM

[DFW333]

Found a little humor in an add on page 79 of the March 07 issue of Firehouse Magazine. It is for the "Beealert Defense System" anyway, the ad lists all these selling points but what i found interesting was this word right next to this phrase:

Non-toxic
Kills on contact

Is it just me or do those 2 things not seem to go together?

[KevinFFVFD]

haha, yeah kinda funny. i'm just trying to figure out where on the engine we would carry it, lol

[len1582]

Maybe the gal in the red coveralls carrys it on her lap.

[rhvfd1214]

"Non toxic, Kills on contact"

Wouldn't the same idea apply to a spring loaded mouse trap? Fly swatter? Vehicle bumper? The list could be endless.... I would suggest bullets, but I guess the lead content would make them toxic.. Perhaps maybe steel shot...
I love warning labels like this.... Sometimes I think the person designing the labels does it on purpose..

[DFW333]

So if someone was being swarmed with bees, would it be safe to deploy this on that person or not?



And speaking of warning labels, my favorite one of all time can be found on Chainsaws:

Warning! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH HANDS OR GENITALS!

[rhvfd1214]

NyQuil--May cause drowsiness. Gosh, I hope so...