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    Default Does anyone have a funny story to tell?

    I would like to hear them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Once upon a time my Forum Post Count was 1.
    And there was a man we called "Chief".
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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Once upon a time my Forum Post Count was 1.
    Fiction, pure and simple fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    And there was a man we called "Chief".
    And he was wise and all knowing about everything that happened in his department.No one could do anything without his knowing about it.
    Everyone thought that he was preternatural but in reality,Chief had installed security cameras and anyone that entered the station was monitored everywhere they went.

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    I could tell you a few funny stories, but then I would have to hunt down everyone who read them on the forums, hunt them down like a rabid dog and terminate them with extreme prejudice...

    or I could borrow MIB's neuralizer...
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    Yea and HWOODS first post was on a stone tablet

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    Well... There once was a man from Nantucket...
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball View Post
    Well... There once was a man from Nantucket...
    Who carried his 'nads in a bucket...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wag11c View Post
    Yea and HWOODS first post was on a stone tablet

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    Rumor has it that hwoods was the first man to discover fire. Sequentially, he was also the first to put it out...
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    Default Replacing the retired Dark & Stormy Night? Nah, can't be done!! Alternative maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by snowball
    Well... There once was a man from Nantucket...
    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Who carried his 'nads in a bucket...
    to scare all the ladies with, which caused such a ruckus ...










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