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    You just cannot make this stuff up.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2379713.html?menu=

    Teen caught having sex with horse on CCTV

    A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.

    The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.

    They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.

    Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".

    The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.

    They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.

    Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.
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    There goes his chances of getting into veterinary school.
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    Default Don't you mean: Woaaah!

    Quote Originally Posted by DaSharkie View Post
    The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse,
    I hear she was asking for it.. wearing that sexy saddle and bit..
    So you call this your free country
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    Quote Originally Posted by voyager9 View Post
    I hear she was asking for it.. wearing that sexy saddle and bit..
    LOL
    That was funny I don't care who yah are!
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    I almost wanted to laugh. I thought for sure it was funny, like, that gutsy feeling when you're trying to hold something back. Don't think about it for long though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSharkie View Post
    You just cannot make this stuff up.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2379713.html?menu=

    Teen caught having sex with horse on CCTV

    A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.

    The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.

    They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.

    Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".

    The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.

    They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.

    Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.

    And there you have it. Straight from the horse's mouth...Well, sort of.

    I'll bet when questioned by the police and asked if he had sex with the horse, his answer will be; "Neigh!"
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    Was it consentual?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireman4949 View Post
    And there you have it. Straight from the horse's mouth...Well, sort of.

    I'll bet when questioned by the police and asked if he had sex with the horse, his answer will be; "Neigh!"
    Too Funny Kevin!! Sexually assaulting a horse, WTF?

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    I hope the horse was at least 18.....

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    Yew got a purdy mouth... squeal like a pigg...er.. . horsey for me..
    So you call this your free country
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    Would it be wrong to say chance are he has a "cowboy up" sticker on his car....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireguy919 View Post
    Would it be wrong to say chance are he has a "cowboy up" sticker on his car....
    As long as there isn't a blue-light on it..
    So you call this your free country
    Tell me why it costs so much to live
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    When he goes to prison he better be watching out for the big fella with the "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!" tattoo.

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    That has to be the stupidest thing i've ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpha4 View Post
    That has to be the stupidest thing i've ever read
    Give it time. I am sure someone will top it. In 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.....
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    I heard the sheep were jealous.
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    Only Baabara.
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    How in the hell do you tell the kids parents? And how i would hate to be the kids dad. I think my dad would kill me bring me back to life and then kill me again. What a sick Kid.

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    So a horse and a kid walk into a bar.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD View Post
    I heard the sheep were jealous.
    I guess there was no need for Wellingtons or velcro gloves????
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    GIT-R-DONE!


    OMG I needed that laugh.

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    What an idiot! ROFLMAO! Is this for real?

    If so, that must be one very sweet tempered horse cause I know mine would have kicked the shat right out of him! I have to show this to my husband! LOL! And I know he will be asking me how that can even happen! PMSL!

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    The first indication that something was wrong with the old mare was when everytime they walked into the barn, the mare backed up to a bucket...

    Ok, so that was just wrong.. "Lord, I apologize for that last statement, and please be with the starving pigmys in New Guinea.."

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    The worst thing is 3-legged stools and moving the tail!


    Good God, what the heck would drive you to look a a big horse's ***** and go, "hey baby!"
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