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    Default 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    I just got this in an email. I gotta kick out of it, maybe you will to.

    9 Things I Hate About Everyone


    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


    2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for
    the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
    channel manually.


    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


    7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
    thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


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    funny 9 things,i got it by e-mail some days ago.some are true and boring,lol.
    "sauver ou périr"

    "courage et dévouement"

    2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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    Clips from George Carlin......always a classic and so so true!!
    Jason Knecht
    Assistant Chief
    Altoona Fire Dept.
    Altoona, WI

    IACOJ - Director of Cheese and Whine
    http://www.cheddarvision.tv/
    EAT CHEESE OR DIE!!

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