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    Default A tale of two prawns.

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

    Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

    A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

    Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

    While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the
    gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

    "Where's Christian?" he asked.

    "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

    Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

    Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........."










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    "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
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    OH MY GOD!!! I laughed my *** off at this I am so going to use this.

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    Talking Thanks a Lot!!.............

    Coffee all over the monitor AGAIN!...........


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    With the power of Cod, you could be herring today, prawn tomorrow..

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    Smile

    Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!

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    Default Right!!...................

    Quote Originally Posted by rhvfd1214 View Post
    With the power of Cod, you could be herring today, prawn tomorrow..

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    I have a Cod given gift to cover monitors in beverages of all descriptions.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Talking Kiwi u just made my day

    OMG ROTFLMFAO...........
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    If you get in trouble, just flip open your communicator and say...


    Bream me up Scotty.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    This joke has been close captioned for the herring impaired...
    "Nemo Plus Voluptatis Quam Nos Habant"

    The Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

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    Default Time for me to get off this thread...

    All a shoal that's going a shoal..........

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    Well,if you don't think the Good Lord has a sense of humor,just look at the person sitting next to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoods View Post
    Coffee all over the monitor AGAIN!...........


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    I concur!
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    Oh you deserve such a slap....

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    Ooohhh fishy fishy fish. I wonder where he went. Fishy fishy fish.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Ladder8

    No need to trout out the old stuff.

    I often wondered if a good smack in the gob from a fish would leave one like a stunned mullet.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    Default peee yew smells fisshy

    this is reeeeeelly starting to flounder

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    Stop baiting everyone, thats naughty.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    I think I'm going to tell this joke to a preacher friend just for the halibut.
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    So, if a fish is favored by Cod....

    would he be a Holy Mackeral?
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