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    Talking Why A Christmas Tree is Better Than a Woman

    "Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

    1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
    trees you have had in the past.
    2.A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
    lights on.
    3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
    in the closet.
    4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
    5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
    6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
    on the curb and have it hauled away.
    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
    trees.
    8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
    9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
    in the back of your pickup truck.


    "Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

    1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
    2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
    3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
    4. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
    devices
    5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
    6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
    its balls.
    8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
    'sell by' date.
    9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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    :-) Nice one!

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    Funny!!!

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    Haha! Gave me a good chuckle!
    Hello. Fire dept.. You light'em, We fight'em!

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    Thanks for that Chef.
    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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    More than just "Good Enough", that I copied it to folks around the office!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    More than just "Good Enough", that I copied it to folks around the office!
    I am happy to know I can do my bit to help build international relations.

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