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    Default Why Can't People Leave Him Alone???

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115...ristmasoffbeat

    First Santa can't say ho ho ho,

    (Is this what people really think he is saying?)




    http://bostonherald.com/news/regiona...79#articleFull

    Now he cant be fat?





    www.keepsantafat.com

    It will be interesting to see Santa in the mall a few years from now...if he is still there.

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    poor Santa,he has to be slim now!what a pity!
    "sauver ou périr"

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    This is pure bull.... I'm offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor61 View Post
    This is pure bull.... I'm offended.
    I agree. And me too!
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    He'll be replaced by Islama-Claus or Kwanzaa-Claus.
    Just know, I chose my own fate. I drove by the fork in the road and went straight.

    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi View Post
    Go put your pussy 2 1/2" lines away kiddies.

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    By the way KEEPBACK200FEET, you're so dramatic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KEEPBACK200FEET View Post
    He'll be replaced by Islama-Claus or Kwanzaa-Claus.
    No, we'll have to start calling him "gender-specific holiday figure".

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    Effective next year: Santa Claus will be officially know as "The non-obese, non-specific sexuality, non-gender specific person who represents the event held on December 25th."
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