Favorite Jokes

[Futureemt73193]

Anybody have any favorite jokes? Can be about anything not just fire.....

[WaterbryVTfire]

http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?t=33378

[Futureemt73193]

http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?t=33378

Thanks I actually just finished reading most of those.....

[ndvfdff33]

Most of my jokes would probably get me banned for life. I kind of like this place so I think I'll avoid it.

[KEEPBACK200FEET]

Why did the probie cross the street?

[Futureemt73193]

Most of my jokes would probably get me banned for life. I kind of like this place so I think I'll avoid it.

lol ok just keep them to ur self. I like this place too.

[Futureemt73193]

Why did the probie cross the street?

Umm idk lol....y?

[doughesson]

Why did the probie cross the street?

The LT told him to check the air in the rig's spare tire.

[NWOhio157]

Axe_Whacker_Super_JrFF1000- wot color r ur lit3z? Do3s yall thin jrs shool b abl ta l3v3 skool ta go on fyrs and car wr3x?
(Self Explanatory.)




http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html
I work at Burger King
Making flame broiled whoopers
I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
Don't bob for fries in hot.
They hurt bad and so do skin grafts.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell.
Can't hear the bell.
Where is the bell?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I work at Burger King
Making flame broiled whoopers
I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.

I have a right to make fun, because I really do work at Burger King making flame broiled whoopers. But we don't wear paper hats.

[Futureemt73193]

The LT told him to check the air in the rig's spare tire.

Once I say this you will be able to tell I am blonde in the heart....but I still don't get it lol

[fireman4949]

Once I say this you will be able to tell I am blonde in the heart....but I still don't get it lol

Where is the spare tire located on YOUR rig?!

[Futureemt73193]

There isn't one is there? lol sorry I just joined as you can tell

[KEEPBACK200FEET]

Where is the spare tire located on YOUR rig?!

Around the driver's waist.

[Futureemt73193]

Oh I see sorry...I just got it explained....:-/

[ndvfdff33]

lol ok just keep them to ur self. I like this place too.

Will do. Here's one that I found kind of funny though. This is for you hockey fans.

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Here's another:

a piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says "sorry buddy we don't serve string in this bar"
The piece of string walks outside and rolls around in the dirt getting all scuffed up and twisted, then walks back into the bar and orders a beer again
Bartender says "Hey aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?"
String replies "Nope Frayed Knot"

[JR3115]

here is one that stumped my rookie class

what in water puts out fire??



A fireboat (haha yeah dont you love these bad jokes)

[Futureemt73193]

There isn't one is there? lol sorry I just joined as you can tell

Sorry I was way out of it last night.....(blonde in the heart and mind as a matter of fact :-D)

[fireman4949]

Sorry I was way out of it last night.....(blonde in the heart and mind as a matter of fact :-D)

Now you can see why it's a good prank.

[Futureemt73193]

Now you can see why it's a good prank.

Definetly.....(not sure if that is spelled right) I actually have never heard a spare tire be used like that....in that term...until I had it explained!

[JHR1985]

a piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says "sorry buddy we don't serve string in this bar"
The piece of string walks outside and rolls around in the dirt getting all scuffed up and twisted, then walks back into the bar and orders a beer again
Bartender says "Hey aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?"
String replies "Nope Frayed Knot"

I should beat you for posting this. I hope you never post another joke again here