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    YBOR CITY, Florida (AP) -- A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day.

    Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.

    "And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way."

    The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however

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    HAHAAHAA. I saw this in NBC4 news earlier today, but figured it was time to give the "posting credit" to someone else. Thanks Doc!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrParasite View Post
    YBOR CITY, Florida (AP) -- A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day.

    Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.

    "And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way."

    The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayof...ml?eref=rss_us
    I can just see a husband from the church at home now....."But honey, its what God wants"

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    Anything to better the nation's divorce rate. But sometimes it might not be ideal for the woman for a straight 30 days. Seems a little extream.

    Maybe a better recommenation would be 3-4 times a week for a month?

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    Not having heard the entire sermon I would agree that 30 days of intercourse would be a bit extreme for some.

    But what if he is advocating 30 days of sexual Intimacy? Take time out of each day for sexual activity. Have a steamy kissing session, sensual massage, make-out like you did when you first dated, there are lots of sexual things you can do that do not require actual intercourse.
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    I gotta start going to this Church.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrParasite View Post
    YBOR CITY, Florida (AP) -- A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day.

    Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.

    "And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way."

    The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayof...ml?eref=rss_us
    interesting video and topic,ok,so 30 day sex challenge,ok let me think:under the shower,in the bathtube,on the washing machine,on the dish washer,on the floor,in the closet,on the table kitchen(a classic!),behind the main door of the house(but inside,lol),on the couch,against a wall(great for the muscles,lol)....just only 10 different places.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frenchfireball View Post
    interesting video and topic,ok,so 30 day sex challenge,ok let me think:under the shower,in the bathtube,on the washing machine,on the dish washer,on the floor,in the closet,on the table kitchen(a classic!),behind the main door of the house(but inside,lol),on the couch,against a wall(great for the muscles,lol)....just only 10 different places.
    I LIKE how you think Girl. What you just described is good 'ole House Sex! But ya forgot to add, "hanging from the chandellier". Oh. And on an army issued cot, in the woods, at the roadside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    I LIKE how you think Girl. What you just described is good 'ole House Sex! But ya forgot to add, "hanging from the chandellier". Oh. And on an army issued cot, in the woods, at the roadside.
    lmao,hanging from the chandellier,it is possible,you think?!.it depends on people and their weights,lol.
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    frenchfireball, apparently they make swings for the purpose (not going to google a picture because this is a "family place" and I don't know what sort of picture I might find ) so the chandellier should be "do-able".
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7 View Post
    frenchfireball, apparently they make swings for the purpose (not going to google a picture because this is a "family place" and I don't know what sort of picture I might find ) so the chandellier should be "do-able".
    yeah,ok,a swing .i know what you mean but call that a swing ,not a chandellier,lol.

    a chandellier here is something different,very small,on table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewiston2Capt View Post
    In before the lock!
    HAHAHAAHAAAA WAY TA GO CAP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewiston2Capt View Post
    In before the lock!
    That sounds like a prom date, lol. Quick before daddy comes home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frenchfireball View Post
    interesting video and topic,ok,so 30 day sex challenge,ok let me think:under the shower,in the bathtube,on the washing machine,on the dish washer,on the floor,in the closet,on the table kitchen(a classic!),behind the main door of the house(but inside,lol),on the couch,against a wall(great for the muscles,lol)....just only 10 different places.
    Hey French, ya forgot to list the basement, the kitchen counter, the garage.......

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    ...the back of the ambulance, rescue truck (ours is quite spacious!)...etc...

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    ...in bed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrParasite View Post
    ...in bed...
    well yeah, but if you're going to be doing it for 30 days, why not be creative?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikie333 View Post
    well yeah, but if you're going to be doing it for 30 days, why not be creative?

    totally true,be creative,more fun.
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