Okay, I'm hereby starting a new story thread. It's an omage to the brilliance of E229. Since he officially shut down his thread. I'm respecting his decision and starting my own. It was such a great idea and a fun thread.![]()
It was a beautiful clear blue day and I was taking a walk.
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03-03-2008, 07:42 AM #1
Once upon a time......
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03-03-2008, 05:02 PM #2Forum Member
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I then saw something strange in the woods, NO! It couldn't be! It was...........
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03-04-2008, 07:29 AM #3
it was......a squirrel with white teeth and........
"sauver ou périr"
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2 french mottoes in french fire service.
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03-04-2008, 07:42 AM #4
...he was carrying his nuts in his...
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03-04-2008, 08:04 AM #5
...... pocket
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03-04-2008, 08:13 AM #6
...Which explained the look of intense pain on his furry little face.
Even more amazing was what he had...Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
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03-04-2008, 08:18 AM #7
in his pouch! No wait, squirrels aren't marsupials - so it must be his sporran!
I wouldn't have believed that a squirrels sporran could hold a ...Last edited by volfirie; 03-04-2008 at 08:20 AM.
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03-04-2008, 08:36 AM #8
...an entire bottle of Bushmills!
With a decidedly Irish brogue, he turned, and said;...Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
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03-04-2008, 09:04 AM #9
"irish beer sir,the best.you want some?".
then he decided to walk but he began to stagger...."sauver ou périr"
"courage et dévouement"
2 french mottoes in french fire service.
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03-04-2008, 09:06 AM #10
...So I quickly...
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03-04-2008, 09:12 AM #11Forum Member
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slapped his ***** and called him Nancy. To which he replied..
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03-04-2008, 10:41 AM #12
"Hey, watch my nuts!". So, I quickly....
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03-04-2008, 12:19 PM #13
"i quickly"....run cause this squirrel had long teeth and was ready to.....
"sauver ou périr"
"courage et dévouement"
2 french mottoes in french fire service.
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03-04-2008, 12:54 PM #14MembersZone Subscriber
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bury my nuts, but I turned around and.....
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03-04-2008, 02:58 PM #15Gone.
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...hail started to fall from the sky and a flying burrito truck plummeted from the sky into the pine trees and a raging tornado flattened the forest and then sixteen stones fell from the tornado as it returned to the clouds and they formed a pyramid and a green glow began to oscillate from inside said pyramid and then out of nowhere...
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....Along came a spider who said with a Cheshire grin, "Why my Dear Ms Kitty, whyfor do you cause such a din when your dressware is so thin....."
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03-04-2008, 05:10 PM #17
"Sir, said Miss Kitty, I know not how to spin...."
and the spider said.....
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03-04-2008, 05:19 PM #18Forum Member
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"Are you kidding? Just keep turning around and around and around and around and around......" THUMP
"Are you alright" said the squirrel, "You look.........
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you look........like Humpty Dumpty when he fell off the wall. How do you feel?....
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03-05-2008, 04:14 AM #20
I feel with my paws said Ms. Kitty. Right now I must run along, I have an appointment at the .....
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