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    Lightbulb Once upon a time......

    Okay, I'm hereby starting a new story thread. It's an omage to the brilliance of E229. Since he officially shut down his thread. I'm respecting his decision and starting my own. It was such a great idea and a fun thread.

    It was a beautiful clear blue day and I was taking a walk.
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    I then saw something strange in the woods, NO! It couldn't be! It was...........

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    it was......a squirrel with white teeth and........
    "sauver ou périr"

    "courage et dévouement"

    2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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    ...he was carrying his nuts in his...
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    ...... pocket
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    ...Which explained the look of intense pain on his furry little face.

    Even more amazing was what he had...
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    in his pouch! No wait, squirrels aren't marsupials - so it must be his sporran!

    I wouldn't have believed that a squirrels sporran could hold a ...
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    ...an entire bottle of Bushmills!

    With a decidedly Irish brogue, he turned, and said;...
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    "irish beer sir,the best.you want some?".

    then he decided to walk but he began to stagger....
    "sauver ou périr"

    "courage et dévouement"

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    ...So I quickly...
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    slapped his ***** and called him Nancy. To which he replied..

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    "Hey, watch my nuts!". So, I quickly....
    I am now a past chief and the views, opinions, and comments are mine and mine alone. I do not speak for any department or in any official capacity. Although, they would be smart to listen to me.

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    "i quickly"....run cause this squirrel had long teeth and was ready to.....
    "sauver ou périr"

    "courage et dévouement"

    2 french mottoes in french fire service.

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    bury my nuts, but I turned around and.....

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    ...hail started to fall from the sky and a flying burrito truck plummeted from the sky into the pine trees and a raging tornado flattened the forest and then sixteen stones fell from the tornado as it returned to the clouds and they formed a pyramid and a green glow began to oscillate from inside said pyramid and then out of nowhere...

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    ....Along came a spider who said with a Cheshire grin, "Why my Dear Ms Kitty, whyfor do you cause such a din when your dressware is so thin....."
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    "Sir, said Miss Kitty, I know not how to spin...."

    and the spider said.....

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    "Are you kidding? Just keep turning around and around and around and around and around......" THUMP

    "Are you alright" said the squirrel, "You look.........

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    you look........like Humpty Dumpty when he fell off the wall. How do you feel?....

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    I feel with my paws said Ms. Kitty. Right now I must run along, I have an appointment at the .....

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