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    Not sure if this has been posted before, I don't remember seeing it on here, if it is, oh well...
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    Bud Light Presents…Real Men of Genius

    (Real Men of Genius)

    Today we salute you, Mister unnecessary radio traffic guy

    (Mister unnecessary radio traffic guy)

    For you, using the brand new MDT in your unit is no way to change your status. You need to let the entire county know that you’re on-scene at the BLS sick person.

    (Oh yeah, they’re pukin)

    You get a thrill out of keying up that mike and saying “Dispatch.” You keep that portable on right next to you so you can hear your voice booming through the airways.

    (You really sound like a tool!)

    Responding. Onscene. Avaliable. At the Station. These are the words that you weave into a symphony of phrases that gets your motor running. Working incident on the same channel? BS! You feel the need…the need to ramble

    (When’s that radio traffic gonna end?)

    So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mister unnecessary radio traffic guy. Because without you, we would all be on the edge of our seats waiting for you to key up your radio.

    (Mister unnecessary radio traffic guy)
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    Lets not forget

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    A 5 second verbal message becomes 20 while the SPM injects two long pauses into the message as his brain struggles to catch up with his mouth.
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    Damn. When I saw the title, I was SURE this thread was about me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeWendtCFI View Post
    Damn. When I saw the title, I was SURE this thread was about me.
    Who? A real man of genius or Mister unnecessary radio traffic guy?
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    Must mean the latter Gonz..
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGonzo View Post
    Who? A real man of genius or Mister unnecessary radio traffic guy?
    When I saw the TITLE, Chief, the TITLE.
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