The Tension Easer Thread

[NWOhio157]

So with all the recent tension around here... I thought I'd post some funny videos for your enjoyment.

So enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Some of the videos below do have strong language and most of them have adult themes. Further, JibJab.com does have a lot of adult themed videos.

From www.JibJab.com


In 2007: 2007 in Review

This Land - from 2004 Elections

The Star Spangled Banner
Not so funny... More interesting than anything.

Do I Creep You Out
Weird Al Yankovic's parody to American Idol's winner from last season

2-0-5: 2005 in Review

Big Box Mart
(AKA Walmart)

Second Term

Nuckin' Futs - Best of 2006

[mcaldwell]

I hadn't seen the 2007 year in review vic yet. Nice link.

[ExplorerLt1991]

Gosh, STOP BASHING US!!!!







Only joking

[NWOhio157]

Glad you guys liked them...

[NWOhio157]

"Daddy!?! Come here! Quick! Come see the kittens!"

[Futureemt73193]

Haha got that one in an email...^^^^

Here are a couple of things............

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in
a
mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming
pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the
pool
and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him
out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to
be
mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and
bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
person
you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news
is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can
I go
home?'
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Heard It All Before?
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at the old man, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, it's Friday and my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused....... Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
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I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
dog had plenty of fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there. I walked to the curb backward,
point ing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"


The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look
and said,


"Why don't you just put it in park?"
______________________________ ______________________________ _____

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at
a rest area and head to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't
know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just
fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking thi s is too
bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be
polite and end the conversation. I tell them 'No..I'm a little busy
right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions

Cell phones, don't you just love them.

[KEEPBACK200FEET]

"Daddy!?! Come here! Quick! Come see the kittens!"

The little skunks are so...cute.